Today, I found out my class was attempting to raise money for me through a bake sale because some girl spread a false rumor that I was raped and that my father was going to disown me. The whole school believes it and my biology teacher took me aside and asked if I needed someone to confide in. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, I asked my school counselor in strict confidence for advice on how to help a friend of mine, who has bulimia. When I got home, I found out that "someone" had called my parents and told them that I'm bulimic. They won't believe the truth. FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML
Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, the principal of my school asked me if I had practice. Knowing he's gullible, I said yes. I came home to find him and my mom having sex. FML
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tubaguy42 0
wow, what a bitch. hope you get her back. at least there's good news: a lot of people care about you
redmusketeer 1
wow that is really messed up!
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Comments (237)
fmlcrycrycryfml 0
HAHAHA sucks for you. btw i'm the awesome girl who spread the rumor :) nice job posting it on FML.
kittykatt 0
yeah right.
Cutiegirl30109 0
That's not something to be bragging about, it just makes you look like more of a bitch :/
97currie 0
yeah rape is hilarious bitch.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If you really were, you're not an awesome person for spreading a horrible rumor.
CowGoesMoo 0
This could be kind of old. Anyway, that sucks, that chick has some major issues, or really hates you. Revenge maybe? I'm sure there's something you could do.
fmlcrycrycryfml 0
I DO NOT HAVE MAJOR ISSUES ALRIGHT!?
StarrieyedFML 0
Yea,.... I doubt you are really the girl who spread the rumors... But in any case, you have issues for trying to pretend you are... We all know you want attention... go cry in a corner emo kid. No one likes you. OP: That sucks, it really does. But just tell everyone the truth. That it never happened and this girl has issues. And ask them if they still want to donate the money to the charity for rape victims. But don't accept the money... Karma is a bigger bitch then ANYONE ever could be.
StarrieyedFML 0
drrnfortune.... you are my hero right now. lol
chocoLIFE_fml 2
that sucks :
toomuchinfamaysh 0
Steve Miller wrote the perfect song for this: "Go on, take the money and run."
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
That sucks so bad I can't even... I mean, I see how it'd be a difficult situation to go through. People will kind of be awkward around you, and if you tell everyone it's fake (like someone else said) it would cause them to be angry with you since they went through all of the trouble to raise money for you. That's the weirdest rumor I have ever heard though... Usually they're negative things like, "Oh she's sleeping around... Did you hear the had sex with [so-and-so]?" That's a bit extreme what that girl spread though. FYL and good luck.
Gefangene 0
um, wow, that girl is a total ****. Why would anyone say that someone is raped, much less spread it around school. That's not something to joke about....ever. Find out who it is, kick that bitches ass
redbluegreen 41
A similar thing like this happened at my middle school. It was several girls who thought it up about this other (I guess unpopular) girl, and they just wanted to make her look bad. She ended up moving though. I can definitely see several rape rumors going around though. Yes it's incredibly awful and disrespectful , but sadly, I know several people who've started such rumors about someone.
Joker_and_Thief 0
wow.... that was teribble... but respect to the girl that pulled it off...the bitch
darkmis1 18
why would you respect her? she spread a horrible rumour that is NOT something to be joked about.
KZN02 18
Well, she inadvertedly made the victim more popular or something.
premiermois 5
Get past your ego and milk it for what it's worth. (:
becky42 0
wow who could do that to somebody... i agree, fyl
fmlcrycrycryfml 0
F YOUR LIFE YOU BASTARD!