Today, I found out my class was attempting to raise money for me through a bake sale because some girl spread a false rumor that I was raped and that my father was going to disown me. The whole school believes it and my biology teacher took me aside and asked if I needed someone to confide in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, I asked my school counselor in strict confidence for advice on how to help a friend of mine, who has bulimia. When I got home, I found out that "someone" had called my parents and told them that I'm bulimic. They won't believe the truth. FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML
Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, the principal of my school asked me if I had practice. Knowing he's gullible, I said yes. I came home to find him and my mom having sex. FML
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Top comments
tubaguy42 0
wow, what a bitch. hope you get her back. at least there's good news: a lot of people care about you
redmusketeer 1
wow that is really messed up!
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newyorker17 0
I don't think your life is that ******. Even though there was a rumor spread, it's obvious that your schoolmates and teachers really care about you and want to help you. I'd look at this as a positive thing. I also don't think that being raped should mean anything negative or shameful about YOU - it would be very negative on the part of the rapIST. But rape victims themselves should not have to feel ashamed about what's happened to them. It's not like she made up a rumor that you raped someone else. THEN I think your life would be ******.
steeleKD 0
Rumors are always more fun when you get cookies and brownies out of them.
mj2123 0
I'm totally disgusted by all the people on here saying this isn't a big deal and that you should just take the money. The girl who started the rumor has some serious issues, and you can't change what she did, and may not be able to convince everyone that there was no rape. It's wonderful that everyone was so supportive - hopefully the money can be donated to a rape crisis center.
grlwitperlEring 0
Today I found out that my classmates and teachers actually care about me FML how is that an FML? I mean it's not like you're the fraud here
LegndNikko 0
Kick that bitch's ass, I say.
artgrrl 0
the ****, your school actually gives a shit about humanity. you should be thankful. thankful that you actually haven't been raped, that the people you go to school with do care about you, and that there is still some hope left in the world. donate the money, and be ******* honest. you have to tell them it never happened, because it didn't. you don't have to snitch on the other girl, she can go wallow in her guilt if she has a conscience. maybe get some balls and start up an awareness fund/campaign for rape victims, even though you (very luckily) don't have the experience of being raped. go do some good with your life instead of saying **** it.
AlexZB 0
thats just weird what kind of rumor is that?
pwnage79 0
call her a ******* bitch and eventually punch her when she starts ripping on u
shirmk 0
wow, that girl really has some guts......
scorpiella 4
Slap the bitch that started it. Just as long as everyone knows that you aren't responsible for the lie.