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dork 16 July 2009, 20:32 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found out my class was attempting to raise money for me through a bake sale because some girl spread a false rumor that I was raped and that my father was going to disown me. The whole school believes it and my biology teacher took me aside and asked if I needed someone to confide in. FML

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Thanksgiving

Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.

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Anonymous 3 March 2016, 22:36 Hampton, United States

Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML

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Anonymous 22 August 2025, 15:00 Singapore, Singapore

Don't worry, we don't snitch here!

Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Edmonton, Canada

Not ED for me

Today, I asked my school counselor in strict confidence for advice on how to help a friend of mine, who has bulimia. When I got home, I found out that "someone" had called my parents and told them that I'm bulimic. They won't believe the truth. FML

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mayerstexmex69 8 November 2012, 15:52 Hamilton, Canada

Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML

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Anonymous 16 January 2022, 08:01 Sydney, Australia

Drama Llama

Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML

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Anonymous 5 February 2025, 09:00 Syracuse, United States

With friends like these…

Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML

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hale_551 11 September 2015, 16:34

Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML

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Imslow 5 April 2011, 16:40 United States

Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML

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Anonymous 27 April 2022, 00:00 United States

Kids will be kids

Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML

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ToothHurtyAM 18 October 2018, 05:00 🌶️ Spicy

Today, the principal of my school asked me if I had practice. Knowing he's gullible, I said yes. I came home to find him and my mom having sex. FML

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tubaguy42 0

17 July 2009, 01:29

wow, what a bitch. hope you get her back. at least there's good news: a lot of people care about you

redmusketeer 1

17 July 2009, 01:27

wow that is really messed up!

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AshleyRose784 0

17 July 2009, 03:05

what a horrible thing to do! you should definitely donate the money raised

leMeepO_o 0

17 July 2009, 03:06

that's a ****** up rumor. tell everyone that it's fake (it make take a little while to get everyone to believe it, they might think you're traumatized and don't want to talk about it. i recommend a public announcement!), confront the girl who made up the rumor and give the money to a charity for real rape victims. rape is not something to joke about. The blessing in this is that now you know how much people care for you.

Whatevers_clever 0

17 July 2009, 03:13

Beat the snot out of her and use the money they raised to pay for your bail!

drake_p 0

17 July 2009, 03:14

at least you get some money. :P

premiermois 5

17 July 2009, 04:43

I like your thinking.

thebreakdown 0

17 July 2009, 05:57

agreed, very smart

nodayliketoday 0

17 July 2009, 03:20

I was raped and my friends didn't believe me and abandoned me. Sounds like you go to school with some really awesome, compassionate people :) The girl that started the rumour obviously has some kind of problem. I agree that you should go to your principal and tell him/her the truth because this girl needs some help. And give the money to a rape charity and you can turn this awful and bizarre situation into a positive one. Rape ruins lives. At least this horrible rumour is raising awareness.

hk_fml 9

17 July 2009, 03:22

Ohhh wow. What a psycho bitch. Well at least a ton of people really care about you! You should just donate the money to a rape victims fund or something like the others said. Rape is definitely not something to joke about.