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By nosy ass bitch! - 30/03/2022 16:00

Today, my classmate overheard me on the phone making an appointment at the women’s health center. The dumb bitch told everyone I was going to the clinic for STD treatment. I was scheduling my biopsy for a lump in my breast. FML
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DanielleinDC 32
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What an ass she is. I guess you weren't able to schedule it in a more private place? I hope the biopsy is benign.

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Habacadavarus 12

If anyone asks you about it, just remind them that this person is an idiot. That's about as high road as I'm ever willing to take.

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RichardPencil 30
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There's no such thing as bad press. She's probably doing you a favor. The fellas are gonna be intrigued that you are sexually active which is better than being the gal with lumpy titties. Expect date offers in 3..2..1.

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slhiggx 17

This person is most likely a child. What is your problem?

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RichardPencil 30
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No, most likely an adult college student. A minor would first go to a pediatrician and be referred to a specialist if needed. What's wrong with you?

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DanielleinDC 32
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What an ass she is. I guess you weren't able to schedule it in a more private place? I hope the biopsy is benign.

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D J's MOM 10
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revenge is sweet. wait a while and then start a rumor about her that won't get back to you. good luck

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Habacadavarus 12

If anyone asks you about it, just remind them that this person is an idiot. That's about as high road as I'm ever willing to take.

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