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Today, my classmate overheard me on the phone making an appointment at the women’s health center. The dumb bitch told everyone I was going to the clinic for STD treatment. I was scheduling my biopsy for a lump in my breast. FML
There's no such thing as bad press. She's probably doing you a favor.
The fellas are gonna be intrigued that you are sexually active which is better than being the gal with lumpy titties. Expect date offers in 3..2..1.
This person is most likely a child.
What is your problem?
What an ass she is. I guess you weren't able to schedule it in a more private place? I hope the biopsy is benign.
If anyone asks you about it, just remind them that this person is an idiot. That's about as high road as I'm ever willing to take.