FML : Today, my husband told my 5-year-old daughter that if I swallowed a watermelon seed, I would get pregnant. Tonight, she dropped one in my mouth while I...

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Today, my husband told my 5-year-old daughter that if I swallowed a watermelon seed, I would get pregnant. Tonight, she dropped one in my mouth while I was asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 3 April 2017 00:00 /

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By PennyLane27 | 30

#7433137 - Monday 3 April 2017 02:18

Tomorrow at school: "I made mommy pregnant!"

By MegasaurusRex89 | 28

#7433091 - Monday 3 April 2017 12:03

Well, sounds like someone wants a sibling! haha

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By jbuckets_404 | 31

#7432804 - Sunday 2 April 2017 05:11

Just wait until the husband asks their daughter how she thinks her mom got pregnant with her! lol

jbuckets_404 | 31

#7433197 - Monday 3 April 2017 07:37

Plz explain your down-votes.... :-)

By MegasaurusRex89 | 28

#7433091 - Monday 3 April 2017 12:03

Well, sounds like someone wants a sibling! haha

By RichardPencil | 22

#7433102 - Monday 3 April 2017 12:11

Tell her she needs to drop a little, blue pill in dad's mouth to make it happens.

By zedjaleaf1 | 10

#7433109 - Monday 3 April 2017 12:45

Just be happy it wasn't your husbands seed.

MidnaLink | 30

#7433141 - Monday 3 April 2017 02:54

No, just no.

jbuckets_404 | 31

#7433196 - Monday 3 April 2017 07:35

zedjaleaf1, that's what I was alluding to as well in my earlier comment - lol

By TaoShaman | 24

#7433114 - Monday 3 April 2017 01:15

That's disturbing.

By PennyLane27 | 30

#7433137 - Monday 3 April 2017 02:18

Tomorrow at school: "I made mommy pregnant!"

By 张卓铭 | 2

#7433159 - Monday 3 April 2017 04:38

she is so cute!

By Bearsmomma | 29

#7433186 - Monday 3 April 2017 06:20

My grandpa told me I'd have a watermelon baby too. I believed him.

By pjsr | 30

#7433338 - Monday 3 April 2017 03:55

(10 years from now) BF: I don't have a condom. What if you get pregnant? Daughter: Don't worry; my parents think babies come from watermelon seeds. They'll never suspect we did it.