By Anonymous - 03/04/2017 00:00

Today, my husband told my 5-year-old daughter that if I swallowed a watermelon seed, I would get pregnant. Tonight, she dropped one in my mouth while I was asleep. FML
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PennyLane27 32
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Tomorrow at school: "I made mommy pregnant!"

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MegasaurusRex89 28
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Well, sounds like someone wants a sibling! haha

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jbuckets_404 38
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Just wait until the husband asks their daughter how she thinks her mom got pregnant with her! lol

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jbuckets_404 38
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Plz explain your down-votes.... :-)

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MegasaurusRex89 28
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Well, sounds like someone wants a sibling! haha

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RichardPencil 30
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Tell her she needs to drop a little, blue pill in dad's mouth to make it happens.

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zedjaleaf1 11
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Just be happy it wasn't your husbands seed.

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jbuckets_404 38
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zedjaleaf1, that's what I was alluding to as well in my earlier comment - lol

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TaoShaman 24
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That's disturbing.

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PennyLane27 32
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Tomorrow at school: "I made mommy pregnant!"

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Bearsmomma 30
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My grandpa told me I'd have a watermelon baby too. I believed him.

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pjsr 32
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(10 years from now) BF: I don't have a condom. What if you get pregnant? Daughter: Don't worry; my parents think babies come from watermelon seeds. They'll never suspect we did it.

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Alex Mcd 17

wait then where do they come from

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