By Anonymous - 03/04/2017 00:00

Today, my husband told my 5-year-old daughter that if I swallowed a watermelon seed, I would get pregnant. Tonight, she dropped one in my mouth while I was asleep. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 252
You deserved it 605

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Tomorrow at school: "I made mommy pregnant!"

Well, sounds like someone wants a sibling! haha

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Just wait until the husband asks their daughter how she thinks her mom got pregnant with her! lol

Plz explain your down-votes.... :-)

Well, sounds like someone wants a sibling! haha

Tell her she needs to drop a little, blue pill in dad's mouth to make it happens.

Just be happy it wasn't your husbands seed.

zedjaleaf1, that's what I was alluding to as well in my earlier comment - lol

That's disturbing.

Tomorrow at school: "I made mommy pregnant!"

My grandpa told me I'd have a watermelon baby too. I believed him.

(10 years from now) BF: I don't have a condom. What if you get pregnant? Daughter: Don't worry; my parents think babies come from watermelon seeds. They'll never suspect we did it.

Alex Mcd 17

wait then where do they come from