Today, my husband told my 5-year-old daughter that if I swallowed a watermelon seed, I would get pregnant. Tonight, she dropped one in my mouth while I was asleep. FML
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PennyLane27
| 32
Tomorrow at school: "I made mommy pregnant!"
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MegasaurusRex89
| 28
Well, sounds like someone wants a sibling! haha
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jbuckets_404
| 38
Just wait until the husband asks their daughter how she thinks her mom got pregnant with her! lol
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jbuckets_404
| 38
Plz explain your down-votes.... :-)
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MegasaurusRex89
| 28
Well, sounds like someone wants a sibling! haha
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RichardPencil
| 29
Tell her she needs to drop a little, blue pill in dad's mouth to make it happens.
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zedjaleaf1
| 11
Just be happy it wasn't your husbands seed.
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MidnaLink
| 32
No, just no.
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jbuckets_404
| 38
zedjaleaf1, that's what I was alluding to as well in my earlier comment - lol
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TaoShaman
| 24
That's disturbing.
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PennyLane27
| 32
Tomorrow at school: "I made mommy pregnant!"
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张卓铭
| 2
she is so cute!
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Bearsmomma
| 30
My grandpa told me I'd have a watermelon baby too. I believed him.
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pjsr
| 32
(10 years from now) BF: I don't have a condom. What if you get pregnant? Daughter: Don't worry; my parents think babies come from watermelon seeds. They'll never suspect we did it.
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Alex Mcd
| 17
wait then where do they come from