Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s chat with his best friend and saw porn videos. We've been together for four years and I have never seen him send me any porn videos like that. FML
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML
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IrishWildMan 3
Well at least it wasn't gay ****....was it?
DjeePee 25
Sad. Really, this is sad. I'm thinking, why didn't you invite him in the shower, but maybe you did and he refused. Sad. There is nothing wrong with watching **** in a relationship. There is something wrong if the **** becomes more important than sex/the relationship itself.
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Comments (108)
awesomeAlexx0 0
Tell him to get in the shower with you. Get naked and all wet and just stand there and Stare at him and eventually you and him will be having sex and enjoying it
swag2314 0
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE! >:D
DarthVader77 9
There is no pressure with **** and no thinking about whether or not you are liking it. Sometimes man just needs to clear the pipes. :)
AliveLikeFire 7
90%+ of men who watch **** get out of bed next to a willing partner. It's an addiction. Stop making it about you.
KatDoodar 10
i feel you dude...same thing with me and I'm even hot and seriously sexy i could literally be a Victoria's secret model still I'm second to ****
hahahablin 4
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Serpent20601 9
Get a Kinky Kink
Amanda G Rich 23
who cares?