By SleepyKirsty - 09/06/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML
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You deserved it 5 716

Same thing different taste

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LOL and fyl for sure but dont be surprised about how often guys jerk off about and what about, you were just a little more aware about it happening

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yungmoolahbaby 0

hahaha. not creepy, guys ********** while thinkin' of girls all the time. the sayin your name part is a little weird, though.

MAYBE, at first I'd be flattered, but you know, maybe he knew the walls were paper thin and was trying to gross you out. I'm with number 33, I know alot of attractive "bigger" people. My best friend has polycystic ovarian syndrome, and she can work out/diet all she wants, but she'll still be a few pounds bigger from the PCOS. 57, never have I heard a bigger person rant on about food. Grow the **** up. 53, who said all bigger people were ugly? There's just as many ugly skinny girls as there is big girls. Besides, what about fat guys? Nobodys allowed to make fun of them. Infact, I've heard alot more bigger guys talk about food then I have women. Bigger women were considered healthy and more attractive back then anyways.

Yass you're called kirsty, me too *high five* #13 fails "kristy" aint the same as "kirsty"

are you sure he's not just watching a porno you starred in?

Why is there always someone asking, why it's a FML? :] Shut the **** up, you laugh at the damn things, you just dont wanna admit it.

justmyluck1212 0

Lmao "whilst" I like the archaic diction & #43 stfu & stop being so dramatic, a str8 guy would most likely be creeped out more

cactus_fml 0

Next time bang on the wall and say, "I can hear you, perv!" It'll embarrass him enough to make him stfu. P.S. Not saying wanking makes you a perv, I know polls say something like 87% of guys do it or whatever, so don't jump all over me.

clockworkrainbow 3

You should be flattered. You could probably get laid. This is a good thing! Ha.