Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML
Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML
Today, I found out that the extremely attractive man that works in my building can hear everything I say about him through the paper-thin walls. FML
Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML
Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML
Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I had always thought my bedroom wall was soundproof, because my old neighbours never complained about my loud night terrors. Turns out they were just stone deaf. The new ones can hear everything. FML
Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML
Today, I realized how much I hate my apartment. Not only can I hear my creepy upstairs neighbor having sex with random hookers every few night, I can also hear him everytime he takes a shit. I honestly don't know which is worse. FML
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WateryAsh 0
O.O
bigotcretin 0
LOL and fyl for sure but dont be surprised about how often guys jerk off about and what about, you were just a little more aware about it happening
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Comments (317)
mido1992 0
wait r u a male or female
Dukedj 0
Yeah although its mean, I agree with #40 and #49. I hate being the bringer of bad news #33, but fat and ugly girls just aren't as attractive as skinny and hot girls. Unless your talking about "inner beauty", which in that case you could be right depending on the girl. I lol'd at #47.
null_fml 11
Defending #33 here... I'd rather have a hot girl who's 10, maybe even 30 pounds overweight than a skinny girl with an ugly face and personality to match.
BaldOuting 0
hahaha i love how this fml somehow morphed into a debate over skinny mean chicks vs. fat nice chicks
irawk 0
PLEASEEE TELL ME YOUR A GIRL!!!
dannymaxx 0
record it and play it over the school intercom
shawleigh17 2
I suppose it is the same for fat, ugly guys.... so quit your bitching when we don't pick you because you're "nice!" I don't really believe that, but quit bashing on fat people!!! In any case... this is kind of creepy... hahah just cough really loud, or if you are brave, go with the other posters and let him know you can hear him. Doubt he'll stop, though... hahah
YouGotJizzed 0
You should have gone next door and had sex with him, duh.
Mata_Hari 0
FYL, but how are you sure it was YOU he was talking about? Maybe he knows some other chick by your name... but either way..FYL...
SeventhFonons 0
#49, you are a douche. I know girls bigger than me who are just as attractive as those smaller than me. Some people can't help their weight, either, because it's in their genes. Diets don't fix EVERYTHING. Also lol 55 I know right Anyways, I'd be both flattered and creeped out -heart- I'd also start moaning on the wall next to his room just to see his reaction. That'd be fun.