By SleepyKirsty - 09/06/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML
I agree, your life sucks 120 748
You deserved it 5 716

Same thing different taste

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LOL and fyl for sure but dont be surprised about how often guys jerk off about and what about, you were just a little more aware about it happening

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Dukedj 0

Yeah although its mean, I agree with #40 and #49. I hate being the bringer of bad news #33, but fat and ugly girls just aren't as attractive as skinny and hot girls. Unless your talking about "inner beauty", which in that case you could be right depending on the girl. I lol'd at #47.

Defending #33 here... I'd rather have a hot girl who's 10, maybe even 30 pounds overweight than a skinny girl with an ugly face and personality to match.

hahaha i love how this fml somehow morphed into a debate over skinny mean chicks vs. fat nice chicks

record it and play it over the school intercom

I suppose it is the same for fat, ugly guys.... so quit your bitching when we don't pick you because you're "nice!" I don't really believe that, but quit bashing on fat people!!! In any case... this is kind of creepy... hahah just cough really loud, or if you are brave, go with the other posters and let him know you can hear him. Doubt he'll stop, though... hahah

YouGotJizzed 0

You should have gone next door and had sex with him, duh.

Mata_Hari 0

FYL, but how are you sure it was YOU he was talking about? Maybe he knows some other chick by your name... but either way..FYL...

#49, you are a douche. I know girls bigger than me who are just as attractive as those smaller than me. Some people can't help their weight, either, because it's in their genes. Diets don't fix EVERYTHING. Also lol 55 I know right Anyways, I'd be both flattered and creeped out -heart- I'd also start moaning on the wall next to his room just to see his reaction. That'd be fun.