By SleepyKirsty - 09/06/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML
I agree, your life sucks 120 748
You deserved it 5 716

Same thing different taste

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LOL and fyl for sure but dont be surprised about how often guys jerk off about and what about, you were just a little more aware about it happening

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deaditegirl 0

Wow. That takes creepy to a whole new level.

#41, Manda. Wow, get over your homophobia, gay or not, if it were true, it's the same exact level of creepy. OP: How do you know he was masterbating? Maybe he was deeply breathing while he was throwing darts at a picture of you. YDI for making this up, if he's so creepy you wouldn't have told him your full name.

Watch next time you try to say something and his hand busts through the ******* wall.

#33 dont try to be nice, you know thats not true

How does he know your full name? I mean, that's just awkward on every known level.

Make sure you lock your doors at night.

#33 stfu and either lose weight or stop encouraging the fat girls out there, no one really thinks they're attractive

#44: Or he makes a glory hole in the wall, just for the OP!! :-D #43: I think it's a little bit creepier if the person masturbating is of the sex that the recipient of the thought isn't interested in...creepier to a heterosexual guy if it's a man, and creepier to a homosexual girl if it's a man as well. Just a little bit, mind you. #49: I'm gonna have to disagree there. OP: This sucks, FYL a little bit, but it's not *unusually* creepy. Most guys do this all the time in the privacy of their own homes (or rooms) and yes, they ordinarily have an image of someone firmly set in their mind as they do that.

LOL 21!! Exactly what I was thinking.