Get a cane toad problem then?

Or "Dead by poison syndrome" problem..

*Venom... Not poison...

Burn the house down. Do it now, before any of them can escape.

76 i think he's refering to the toads, which are poisonous

You must be really hissed off

Must be from Slytherin the way they thumbed you down

Just wait the problem will slither on by...

If you don't take care of that problem it'll just come back to bite you in the end

I love that this comment can be both figurative and literal.

Snakes?!! Dang, that would cause me to want to move! Best of luck, OP !

After having lived in a house with a mouse infestation I'd rather have the snakes, at least as long they are not an immediate danger to humans (poisonous or big enough to cause serious damage).
At least snakes will not eat the Tupperware containing your food, your food, your textiles, your bed, your papers and books, your candles, your wires and half your furniture.

Sounds to me a little like how The old lady who swallowed a fly story goes. Who knows what's coming in next.

Hawks.

Ha ha! Imagine opening your pantry door and a hawk flies out! XD

That would be epic!

Epic. but at the same time... scary as fuck.

Run. Run and NEVER look back.

Turn that problem into profit by making shoes out of them.

And when your snake problems end, you'd have a mongoose problem.

Honey badgers!

Living beside a zoo?