Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML
Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML
Today, I found out that the extremely attractive man that works in my building can hear everything I say about him through the paper-thin walls. FML
Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML
Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML
Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I had always thought my bedroom wall was soundproof, because my old neighbours never complained about my loud night terrors. Turns out they were just stone deaf. The new ones can hear everything. FML
Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML
Today, I realized how much I hate my apartment. Not only can I hear my creepy upstairs neighbor having sex with random hookers every few night, I can also hear him everytime he takes a shit. I honestly don't know which is worse. FML
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WateryAsh 0
O.O
bigotcretin 0
LOL and fyl for sure but dont be surprised about how often guys jerk off about and what about, you were just a little more aware about it happening
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missmorningstar 0
I suggest moving ASAP.
gabinel1 0
Wtf is ASAP? isnt it a handgun in cod or something? :P
spoo 24
get a guy friend to come over some time... wait till 11 then have him scream bloody murder up against your wall... have him play passed out so his feet show by your door, and leave it open... get something like fake blood all over your mouth and wait till your neighbor is about to come out and go get a big duffle bag from your car.
lifeasweknewit 0
*Gag*
poiuytrewqlkjhgf 0
EWWWW! :PPPPPPPP LOL, FYLLLLLLLLL
FreedomFirst 0
Bang on the wall just when he starts to get really into it, and scream, "I CAN HEAR YOU M---F----- AND I'M GOING TO F---ING KILL YOU!" At least, that's what I would do. Then start carrying a brick in your purse/bag/backpack. And hang a sign on your door that says "Beware of the psycho bitch who lives here." Just make sure you tell all your friends why it's there so they don't get the wrong idea..... And LMAO, #83.
funsize003 0
oh my goodness. that is NOT okay. next time, start banging on the wall and be like, "hey ******, I'm not interested! jack-off to someone else." anddd put a porno mag under his door. :)
rjk1991 0
Well you shouldn't lead him on. He he, jk. Definitely FYL.
FreedomFirst 0
I meant #84. Sorry.
ShelbyG 0
# 25, That was goldednn! #73 I actually kinda agree with you, and isnt it kinda weird how back then guys liked meaty women and now most guys like stick women? Hahah me and my friend were walking down the street at about 8pm and a car went down the street and the dudes in the car start yelling "Woo hoo!" and other things and we were actually kinda flattered. Goes to show, some girls actually kinda like stuff like that.....xD
p0kegeek 4
Hey is your name Jessica Nicole Landry? If so I'm your neighbor from next door. Mind your own damn business and quit listening to what I do in my spare time. PS: Wanna come over for dinner one night? I make chicken with a home-made alfredo sauce to die for. ;)