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put on loud music which will make your neighbor install better insulation :D
could be worse, at least you didn't hear him taking a massive dump, and you better pray he's a quiet masturbator lol
it's just the better felling ever.. to take a massive pee after holding up for hours..
OP, make your neighbour realize the walls are thin & you can hear everything, by, I don't know.. telling him? Or just have loud sex. :D
the man needed to go!
At least it wasn't a solid! :D
I found this funny because your neighbor finds taking a piss relaxing. I find it a waste of 30 seconds.
Pray that your neighbor isn't a lonely, creepy, old, fat, hairy, bald man with a snowballs chance of hell getting laid.
why? because the image of a normal person peeing isn't bad? nice fetish you have there!
a hairy bald guy? a guy whos bald and has a hairy dick??????
FFML_314, if you don't want the neighbour to be a "a lonely, creepy, old, fat, hairy, bald man with a snowballs chance of hell getting laid", you indirectly say you wouldn't mind if it were a normal person.
well, if you can't stand comments like mine, you better be clear in your posts :)
Anna, I think you are mistaken. You WANT them to drink the kool-aid.
So if I do drink it, will I shrink down until I'm small enough to go under the door?
Hey, about that... I'm a free bitch, baby.
4, you said hope he has no chance of getting laid, and then in 23 you say to be glad he's not having sex; I'm confused. And how do you know the neighbor isn't some perverted 80 year old pornstar or something?
You know I'm going to tell you a little story. One day Jimmy was walking past Mr. Jennings house, he heard a scream and was curious. He stopped and peeked in the window and saw Mr. Jennings shoot his wife in the chest. Jimmy was shocked at what he was seeing! He saw the man turn his head and thought for a second "Did he see me?" Jimmy ducked and started running. He knew in his heart, the wife was dead. The next day, he saw Mr. Jennings and his wife sitting on the swing together, arm and arm. He smiled and thought "How could I ever think someone would do that?" I hope that cleared up any confusion.
WTF is kook aid is that the prick jumping through walls saying " oh yeah" in family guy?
surrounded by idiots? most posts on this FML come from you, darling :)
FFML, that last comment made me guffaw, and I don't do that too often. Thanks for that.
Incidentally, my hose shoots Kool-Aid. Oooh yeaaaah! Anna, snowball's*. Or snowballs' *. >.<
haha, that dude had to take a pee!!
get over this...
Have a small chat with the neighbour through the walls.
that would only work if he happens to take a leak while you're inspecting the place. most shithole apartments aren't visibly shitholes until a few days after living there. :( FYL op!
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Move somewhere else, SOON.
Lol, have fun!