Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML
Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML
Today, I found out that the extremely attractive man that works in my building can hear everything I say about him through the paper-thin walls. FML
Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML
Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML
Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I had always thought my bedroom wall was soundproof, because my old neighbours never complained about my loud night terrors. Turns out they were just stone deaf. The new ones can hear everything. FML
Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML
Today, I realized how much I hate my apartment. Not only can I hear my creepy upstairs neighbor having sex with random hookers every few night, I can also hear him everytime he takes a shit. I honestly don't know which is worse. FML
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WateryAsh 0
O.O
bigotcretin 0
LOL and fyl for sure but dont be surprised about how often guys jerk off about and what about, you were just a little more aware about it happening
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Comments (317)
DogLover4ever 0
Thats Freaky!
illeyad 0
lol at least they find you attractive- too bad their creeps.
ArtsySwag 0
#120- whilst is a word. #119- sexual harassment?? Are you serious?? He's just fantasizing about her while he masturbates. It's not a crime. Plenty of people do it, it's just that she overheard him while in the act. If she has a problem with it, she should confront him or even play with his mind :P but mentioning sexual harassment is going entirely too far. Haha, the dorms at my school have paper thin walls. You can hear everything. I kind of agree with #5... in a creepy way, it's a compliment.
EhLasalvadorena 0
that sucks. and it is kind of creepy but hey look on the bright side: at least he thinks your hot. but its still creepy. if you dont like it, i suggest you move away from him. and yes, i do think you should mention to the guy that you can hear him through the walls. although you dont have to mention that you can hear him jerk off. **** your life indeed
ceecee794 0
just bang on the wall and say "I CAN HEAR YOU!"
SierraStabler 0
lmao @ 18 and 133 deff go with "good sir"
proud_liberal 0
Omg he sounds like a total RAPIST, trust me on this. You need to call the police before something bad happens.
jakekl 0
Idk if you should be flattered or disgusted.... Or both.
Miss_Mar 0
Thats so creepy !
nuga 0
#141 said it all, next time you hear him just bang on the wall really loudly and I think he'll get the point.