Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML
Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
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UsEumYong 4
Let him find out if you don't get your way, you yell "RAPE!" until you do.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Dump his immature ass.
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Comments (148)
Nigerianqueen88 1
Just yell out "infection" every time :) that will make his little immature behind quiet
Emunden 0
Just yell " I HAVE A TINY" right before he says penis
renesmeebb 0
Yell "RAPE" till you get your way.
neander 8
Time for a new boyfriend.
Cosmic_Horror 1
DTMFA.
mcdonaldh 4
I like him! He's a keeper, don't worry, he'll mature once he hits 45...
Mmarion_fml 6
Well, just yell "dumped", and the problem's solved :)
victor1002 0
When he does that again jst walk away and act like u dnt knw him and see who wins lol
newburton13 26
Well, I'm no policeman but I'm pretty sure it's illegal for a grown woman and a four year old boy to date.
serenek 6
you should yell "small!" inbetween his yells of "penis!", that'll stop him.