Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
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Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML
Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
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Top comments
marinus_fml 20
YDI for making your own sound effects. The app does that for you!
timskiii 0
... so you should buy another one and duel?
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Comments (108)
funzcpl 0
my husband plays with my 8 year old sons stuff all the time. keeps him young at heart plus my son has some really cool stuff!
beccusmaximus 0
For real. Kids' toys these days ******* rock!
beccusmaximus 0
For real. Kids' toys these days rock!
sinnedrebel 0
ummm stop telling my secrets we have our own toys anyway
suppressed08 2
Nothing else to do? The OP should make time for it, it sounds hilarious :P
sourgirl101 29
Who wouldn't want to be Vader? Now, if you were playing OB.... that's the name of a tampon.
roeallen 11
now you wouldn't want to go playing a character with the same name as a tampon would you?
Sand_Man_17 0
LOL! I'd probably do that :D I wish I was a kid again :)
cleinaar 0
hahaha! this made my day! thankyou! :D
brettskie 0
You deserve it for snooping through your sons iPod.
ImOutsideYourWin 0
everyone loves a good light saber duel...
GotALife 11
woooowww how weird
MrRawwr84 0
win ^^
FMLttmx 0
Hahaha! Your boy must be wondering what had gotten into you :D
angel55033 12
the light up apps are so boring though... more fun for anyone with a great imagination I suppose. so did the cat win?? lol
lollipopXx 0
I love your tattoo! it's awesome :)