By n0taplumber - 16/11/2010 03:25 - United States

Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML
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What else would you use to find things between couch cushions? Toes?

so did you ever find your iPod?

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TengoCojones 0

1st

annd your point is op? 1) proud of yourself?

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sucks to be you

What if he (if it was a guy) was lying down trying to get it and he got and erection?

this is Steve jobs way for selling accessories to fingerless people

Tizzzy thats gross lol i saw one on the street :/ you didnt finish your post op, & then what?

u guess you got the point. don't be a prick. or you'll get cut.

"I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers." What the hell did you expect to find it with? Your foot?

Asstastic4 0

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kailsey 5

dangerous.

lol funny- first to comment!!!

your a bigger fag then the guy who said first.

You should turn yourself into mini form and get in there and when you get in there a voice will say. "How do you want to get out this time?" Then you say, "I'm going to try shooting my way out, mix things up a little"

+117 internetz if you get the reference...

No, spiritofradio, it's from that porno, Highway Sluts 7: takin' the Hershey highway.

I think it's Men In Black.

RedPillSucks 31

I'm dieing of suspense here. Who won the internet point?

It's from Halo

It's actually from Backyard Sluts 9. Stan's dad made a reference to it in South Park.

whats with the halo referance #5? to be specific its from the level cortana, in halo 3 and yes, i googled it

I didn't need to google it. and what's the point of this comment?

spade1997 0

buttsex!

so did you ever find your iPod?

What else would you use to find things between couch cushions? Toes?

A small stick perhaps? Have some creativity.

No, he/she was obviously expecting to find it with her back fat when he/she sat down.

catstuff 0

Er wow b

C6Racer 0

Doctor, now.