By n0taplumber - 16/11/2010 03:25 - United States

Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML
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Porschephile 0

What else would you use to find things between couch cushions? Toes?

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EpicPear 0

What if he (if it was a guy) was lying down trying to get it and he got and erection?

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

this is Steve jobs way for selling accessories to fingerless people

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rushiee 0

Tizzzy thats gross lol i saw one on the street :/ you didnt finish your post op, & then what?

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novair 5

u guess you got the point. don't be a prick. or you'll get cut.

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GigglePony 13

"I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers." What the hell did you expect to find it with? Your foot?

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EpicPear 0

You should turn yourself into mini form and get in there and when you get in there a voice will say. "How do you want to get out this time?" Then you say, "I'm going to try shooting my way out, mix things up a little"

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EpicPear 0

+117 internetz if you get the reference...

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maskedman 9

No, spiritofradio, it's from that porno, Highway ***** 7: takin' the Hershey highway.

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RedPillSucks 31

I'm dieing of suspense here. Who won the internet point?

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doctor_J 0

It's actually from Backyard ***** 9. Stan's dad made a reference to it in South Park.

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vashthestampede 0

whats with the halo referance #5? to be specific its from the level cortana, in halo 3 and yes, i googled it

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facilitator 0

I didn't need to google it. and what's the point of this comment?

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Porschephile 0

What else would you use to find things between couch cushions? Toes?

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the_ace1337 0

A small stick perhaps? Have some creativity.

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GavinRoskamp 0

No, he/she was obviously expecting to find it with her back fat when he/she sat down.

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