Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
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Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML
Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
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marinus_fml 20
YDI for making your own sound effects. The app does that for you!
timskiii 0
... so you should buy another one and duel?
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Comments (108)
ILuvvHay22 0
Hahaha wow... That's really sad. jw, are you my mom.? bc that sounds like something she would do with my little bro's iPod.... lol
ILoveDaWorld 5
ohh come on 1 it's ok for parent to have some fun messing around with a light saber
EmilyFelton98 0
LMAO I Just Died Of Laughter... Did you have the sound on ?
raspackman 0
you're ashamed of that? I do that all the time. I even use the igunlite app
ElephanteBear 0
Man I wish my mom would do that...
suxs4ulol 22
tht sound fun
houseofhate0 3
Atleast she didn't find **** on the iphone
katieismyname 2
How can you eff your life when you clearly don't have one.
doglover100 29
Haha. Who won?
Bloodangel456 12
I Don't know what's worse. What happened to OP, or that as soon as I saw this I went straight to the App Store and got a light-sabre app