Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
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Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML
Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
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Top comments
marinus_fml 20
YDI for making your own sound effects. The app does that for you!
timskiii 0
... so you should buy another one and duel?
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Comments (108)
piandod 0
This isn't an FML! it's an MLIA.
JpasDa1 2
just stick to using the broom handle as ur light saber/*****. all that technology is too much for u to handle obaa-san.
nerdsgetmehot 23
So? That's awesome. I don't have a lightsaber app, but I have a plastic lightsaber.
rainbowhair1 0
amazing!!!!!! light sabers rule!!!
hotdogcore 9
You should have attacked him with his own light saber app.
silverphoenix 0
that is total win!!!!
capilot 10
Maybe he thought it was funny and cool that his dad could have so much fun with the cat. Nah, who am I kidding? He thinks you're a dork. But look at the bright side -- he's a teenager. He already thinks you're a dork, so you haven't really lost anything.
tigrouficele2012 44
If my dad weren't away on a business trip, I'd swear he was the OP. Then again, FMLs don't get posted *immediately*, do they...
Sparx1_1 16
WOW now that your kid realizes you are a human being your life is over.... better go jump off the nearest bridge.
Cutepuppyeyes 0
it must have been an epic battle O.o
22s33 0
that's so cute :P