Today, I found a picture of my ex with a new boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if she didn't break up with me because she was lesbian. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, my ex had a freakout because she found out I have a new girlfriend. She doesn't want me back or anything, she herself has a new boyfriend. Her issue is she just doesn't want to see me happy with someone else. Apparently, I'm supposed to just stop existing now that she's done with me. FML
Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
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Accurate_Vision 31
she was probably just looking for an excuse to break up with you, OP. If she lied to you like that, you're better off without her anyways. You can do better.
fuckfuckityfuck 16
Plot twist: Op's girlfriend's new boyfriend is actually a girl
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Comments (51)
Darkness_Hate 29
Hope you will move on and don't care about your ex who was also a liar.
CaptMacLeod 45
Lesbian, Bisexual, or lying through her teeth...either way, not open or honest enough to have been worth it.
gms0113 8
she might just still be figuring things out
alexko_fml 9
If it fits...she sits.
ThatHorse 15
I just gotta ask this but: are you sure that's not a picture of someone she dated before she dated you? If yes I feel bad for both of you. If no I feel back for both of you anyway.
brezzyanna 17
Or maybe they're a friend or family member, depending on the picture. OP may have just gotten the wrong idea.
EliGolsdworthy 7
But what if it's a butch girl? You never know though that still blows :/
catherinecas 30
Some women won't identify as bisexual because there's a stigma in LGBT crowds about it still. Some lesbians are super assholish about it. Maybe she was concerned about how you'd react?
Goblin182 27
So, while fighting to be accepted and not judged harshly about their sexual orientation, lesbian look down on bi-sexuals for their sexual orientation?
yerawizardlizzy 27
Some do, yes. People in general are really shitty about bisexuality, for some reason.
DraconicFeline 31
Oh yeah, there are tons of people who think bisexuality is just a way to "pretend to be on both sides", or that we just haven't made up our minds, or something along those lines. Don't even get me started on asexuality and its many subcategories.
DoomedGemini 38
I consider myself pansexual but have thought of just saying bisexual at times because of how hostile people can get over it. I've tried multiple times to explain different genders and such to my brother and he gets very demeaning and basically laughs at it. I've also seen the whole 'you just can't choose' or even 'you're selfish' comments toward bisexuals. Sadly, not everyone is as accepting as you'd think they should be.
catherinecas 30
It's not just lesbians. Gay men can be giant pieces of shit about it. Some think being attracted to the opposite sex makes you "tainted." It's ******* ridiculous that in a movement that's supposed to be accepting that this shit happens all the time. Being bisexual I have a lot of pent up rage about this ******* topic. I want to point out that bisexual guys have it super bad too.
DraconicFeline 31
49 - I'm actually pansexual too, I just use the term bisexual more often to avoid confusion. It's close enough, and regardless of the reception, at least people know what it is :P
DoomedGemini 38
62 I can totally understand that. I don't really mind explaining it, but as I said it generally draws hostile reactions. People saying to "stop making shut up", "just call yourself bisexual", ect. Explaining and the jokes about kitchenware I can handle, I laugh at the latter, but it gets very stressful and upsetting for people to flip out over what I choose to label my sexuality as.
catherinecas 30
@62 + 68, I'm bi and have a hard one understanding the difference between bisexuality and being pan (I know it has something to do with gender binary I just don't know where one sexuality ends/begins/ and overlaps.) I'll never understand policing someone for what they identify as to make it easier on themselves. Those people can just screw off.
DoomedGemini 38
My understanding is bisexual is bi- so two. Girl and boy, there's people who identify outside of just girl and boy so that's where pan comes in. In my opinion, it's basically just saying I can be attracted to any gender. Some people also exclude trans in bisexual but I feel that's more depending on the person.
DraconicFeline 31
73 - Eh, sort of. Bisexuality means you're attracted to both genders; pansexuality means gender just doesn't matter to you. They may sound the same, but they're totally different.
PhoenixSenpai 11
Sometimes. The same thing happens in the gay male community. It's rough
bahreaze 2
Stop creeping your ex. Problem solved.
mattrd_fml 31
have a sex change and get her back? but really, at least you know it's not you. it was just her sexuality.
tmans136 10
I'm fine with bisexuality and being homosexual, but I got confused reading this ???
FweakofCydonia 40
Boy posted FML. Boy got dumped by girl. Girl says it's because she is a lesbian. Then, boy sees a pic of the girl with her new boyfriend. Theory 1: She lied and still likes boys. Theory 2: Maybe bisexual? Theory 3: New BF is actually trans and/or is actually a GF (that just happens to seem male).