Today, I found a picture of my ex with a new boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if she didn't break up with me because she was lesbian. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, my ex had a freakout because she found out I have a new girlfriend. She doesn't want me back or anything, she herself has a new boyfriend. Her issue is she just doesn't want to see me happy with someone else. Apparently, I'm supposed to just stop existing now that she's done with me. FML
Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
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Accurate_Vision 31
she was probably just looking for an excuse to break up with you, OP. If she lied to you like that, you're better off without her anyways. You can do better.
fuckfuckityfuck 16
Plot twist: Op's girlfriend's new boyfriend is actually a girl
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Comments (51)
SunshineBoy_fml 16
Sounds like you converted her to a lesbian and someone changed her back.. Oops
ohSNAPyall 27
No one's gay for Moleman.
darkspartan 19
Same thing happened to me man
914smv 18
wow completely speechless. good luck OP
shannonmarie38 11
BURN. Sorry, OP. :(
SecundusSecunda 27
What?? How is that a burn?
vikky538 29
May be he/she was a transgender??
shelton97 11
Same dam. Thing happened to me
DraconicFeline 31
Looking at OP's girlfriend from another perspective - her being bisexual and still figuring things out - I realize now that my own situation was so similar that my ex-boyfriend could have written this FML. Don't jump to conclusions, OP; she may have truly thought she was a lesbian when she broke up with you and only realized later that she just wasn't attracted to you. That might not make you feel any better, but at least it wouldn't make her a liar.
Mooglefox 24
Maybe her new guy has a really small penis.
DJDualScreen 4
Guy got Judithed