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By fml333 - 21/12/2009 19:26 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2023 08:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I found out that my ex has a “new” girlfriend. I’ve been romantically involved with the ex off and on since our breakup 2 years ago, which just so happens to be how long they’ve apparently been dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML

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By neverleavingthehouseagain - 08/12/2015 23:08 - United Kingdom - Epsom

Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML

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By BGood - 21/12/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

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By Anon - 03/10/2009 11:43 - Australia

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 210

I can't catch a break

By Alex - 12/10/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML

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Devious

By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

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Nostalgia goggles

By Anonymous - 21/01/2021 04:59

Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML

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By TheBeastSwaq - 31/12/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML

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Small world, huh?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Maidenhead

Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML

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startafire 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 2:00

YDI. Why the hell would you hang out with your ex's girlfriend? You'll only hear things you don't want to know.

TheDrageisha 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 1:30

stop hanging out with your ex'es girl, unless your biding your time to poke holes in all their condoms as a final "gottcha bitch", pretend they died.

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nam3 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 1:11

first

MacOSXpert 7

Tuesday 22 December 2009 1:14

OP, that sucks, And "First" commenter, GTFO of this awesome website!

afrikaaner 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 7:49

lol

alr158 18

Wednesday 28 May 2014 12:19

Just remember - the problem with dating somebody that cheated, is that the "winner" is dating a cheater. So back off and let them both get what they deserve. Just sit back & watch it unravel.

TheDrageisha 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 1:30

stop hanging out with your ex'es girl, unless your biding your time to poke holes in all their condoms as a final "gottcha bitch", pretend they died.

melissa_10 7

Tuesday 22 December 2009 1:39

and why were u hainging out with her??

MrCatman1125 2

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:50

Maybe she was nice?

startafire 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 2:00

YDI. Why the hell would you hang out with your ex's girlfriend? You'll only hear things you don't want to know.

Keeper88 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 2:04

seeing as ur from saudi arabia, this is very lulz worthy

22jrdn55 15

Tuesday 22 December 2009 16:22

thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard! why are such a racist b****?

docinthemaking 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 2:09

Yeah why are you hanging with your ex's girlfriend, nothing good can come from that.

masanya 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 2:44

At least you're not with the cheater anymore.

FerrariCake 2

Tuesday 22 December 2009 2:44

That's a truly fascinating story OP. Two years ago some guy broke up with you and he was dating another chick at that time. Fascinating. I hope there'll be a sequel.