Today, I found a picture of my ex with a new boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if she didn't break up with me because she was lesbian. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, my ex had a freakout because she found out I have a new girlfriend. She doesn't want me back or anything, she herself has a new boyfriend. Her issue is she just doesn't want to see me happy with someone else. Apparently, I'm supposed to just stop existing now that she's done with me. FML
Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
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Accurate_Vision 31
she was probably just looking for an excuse to break up with you, OP. If she lied to you like that, you're better off without her anyways. You can do better.
fuckfuckityfuck 16
Plot twist: Op's girlfriend's new boyfriend is actually a girl
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Comments (51)
clair_brodie 35
"Well somebody told me you had a boyfriend Who looked like a girlfriend That I had in February of last year..."
tiredofwaiting 25
Wow I am sorry you deserve better.
Tomato_Cheese 22
Hermanafrodite
yeahsciencebitch 7
Hear me out here: In the LGBT community there is a lot of "hate" towards bisexuals, because people want the world to be black and white. People often think that bisexuals are confused and/or just experimenting. I myself am bisexual. And I've never found it unnatural. Maybe she was just confused and felt that pressure to be either straight or gay, when she came out. And now she's found out that it is okay to be attracted to both sexes. I've never had a girlfriend, yet I've have two boyfriends. It is quite common.
stoopid1970 7
Could it be that 66 is a girl and her girlfriend didn't want to be a lesbian any more because she missed the dick to much. Well who knows but it still sucks.
Tat2edMonk 14
Damn dude...like Ross from friends...except she turned out to be a lesbian ?
a_Vs21 6
side story time for me, my friends were dating, it got so bad the that female rejected men for a good 2 months cause the the dude and now she is Bi. point of the story is, I wasn't the dude but got to watch all of it from a far
thatonechicksaid 12
maybe she decided she is bisexual?
gadgetdwf 10
Sexuality is fluid, its that simple. Don't feel sorry for yourself on this one.
millsjoshua949 12
Thats not why she broke up with you. That's the excuse she gave you. Apparently you're gullible enough to have believed her. sorry