Today, I found a picture of my ex with a new boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if she didn't break up with me because she was lesbian. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, my ex had a freakout because she found out I have a new girlfriend. She doesn't want me back or anything, she herself has a new boyfriend. Her issue is she just doesn't want to see me happy with someone else. Apparently, I'm supposed to just stop existing now that she's done with me. FML
Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
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Accurate_Vision 31
she was probably just looking for an excuse to break up with you, OP. If she lied to you like that, you're better off without her anyways. You can do better.
fuckfuckityfuck 16
Plot twist: Op's girlfriend's new boyfriend is actually a girl
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Comments (51)
9a_1z 12
Maybe when she was with you and no longer finding you attractive she only felt comfortable crushing on other women because that felt 'safe', but when she was out of the relationship the lack of guilt about it let her develop feelings for a man. Your right to any judgement on who she dates ended when your relationship did. Man or woman, she's clearly moved on. You seem to need to accept that sometimes relationships end just because one person doesn't feel as passionately about the other anymore, sometimes you don't get a fully satisfactory reason why.
HylianBadger 21
Damn. The classic "I'm gay/lesbian" excuse to get out of a relationship because they don't have the guts to just say that they aren't in love anymore. I'm sorry. I hope your next relationship is way better.
ezrajab 22
To hell with her! Sorry op you will find someone new too bad she is too much of a chicken shit to tell you tho!
saffy66 34
Are you sure it's a guy, and not a very masculine looking girl? Otherwise, maybe she just wanted to break up with you and have you not feel bad about it - or she was afraid you'd be persistent in trying to win her back.
GoBoulder 20
Lesbians can date men, too. It's just a label that grossly oversimplifies all the complex nuances of human sexuality. You can choose your label, but you can't choose who you're attracted to.
Helldemon 32
Nope, try again. If she's attracted to a man then she's not a lesbian.
AdamTodddBrown 11
An ex is an ex. Get the **** over it.
kemando 22
bitchez man. I had a girl who seemed incredibly into me, agreed to go out, we texted constantly for a few days, we had slept together, and then "I'm not looking/ready for a relationship" blah blah. proceeds to not speak or respond to me in over a month, and gets into a relationship with some other guy. you know, that thing she "wasn't ready for". being single's kind of great about 90% of the time though, you'll be okay OP. Remember, she couldn't even be honest with you when you broke up, ie, she's garbage.
purple_duck88 6
Maybe women don't like you because you refer to them as 'bitchez' and can't spell. Also, why are you continually trying to contact her for over a month? Leave her be!
kemando 22
Oh you misunderstand, I refer to bitches as bitches, not all women, just the ones who are deserving of the title. I can spell just fine, I misspelled a single word on purpose, but whatever. as for contacting her, I replied to her text once, got no response, sent another text a week later, and then didn't hear from her again. I wasn't continuously texting her for a month, I sent 2 texts a week apart over a month ago, and that's it. I'm not going to waste my time trying to contact someone who was clearly just ignoring me. I'm sure lots of women like me, just not ones I like, and I tend to like women who don't like me, dating is RNG bs, lol.
Kitouran 30
She could be pansexual or bisexual.
westcody 8
Maybe it's just a masculine looking woman?
tikatica 17
Maybe it was a transgender girl?