Today, my wife told me alcohol gives me "increased confidence without increased ability." FML
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Zelphoric
| 25
Pretty much identical to something Shakespeare said. "it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance" (referring to alcohol in Macbeth)
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coming back in the future
| 30
Actually, it has increased my chances of having sex that night as it lowers my self control and standards.
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SOILEDIT
| 51
It also gives you increased chances of cirrhosis.
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Nyattack
| 14
Why the downvotes ? That's actually true...
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jlang917
| 14
Maybe that's a hint that you drink too much OP!!
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Tarlachia
| 33
Ask her if you should still be saying no to drugs designed to increase ability and subsequently, your confidence as well?
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abhig
| 14
Make love to her
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themermaid_a
| 14
Wtf
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laden_swallow09
| 34
Put the pipe down, 4.
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sparkledoge
| 29
That's an accurate description of alcohol. No matter what you try to do and how drunk you are.
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chosha_fml
| 25
It can increase social ability for some, but only if they stop before they are drunk. At that point it's all downhill.
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coming back in the future
| 30
Actually, it has increased my chances of having sex that night as it lowers my self control and standards.
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lantz4levi
| 19
Hahahah I laughed to much at this
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Goblin182
| 26
That's why men buy women drinks in bars.
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IndefiniteBeauty
| 17
Doesn't mean you'll be any good in bed
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laden_swallow09
| 34
Two words: whiskey dick.
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coming back in the future
| 30
Actually, it has increased my chances of having sex that night as it lowers my self control and standards.
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Zelphoric
| 25
Pretty much identical to something Shakespeare said. "it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance" (referring to alcohol in Macbeth)
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nodeathtoall
| 19
Thought of the same line, Shakespeare ftw
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feminengineer
| 7
You and everyone else who imbibes.
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CaptMacLeod
| 45
I believe they call it "Whiskey Dick" for a reason...