It also gives you increased chances of cirrhosis.

Maybe that's a hint that you drink too much OP!!

Ask her if you should still be saying no to drugs designed to increase ability and subsequently, your confidence as well?

Make love to her

That's an accurate description of alcohol. No matter what you try to do and how drunk you are.

Actually, it has increased my chances of having sex that night as it lowers my self control and standards.

Actually, it has increased my chances of having sex that night as it lowers my self control and standards.

Pretty much identical to something Shakespeare said. "it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance" (referring to alcohol in Macbeth)

You and everyone else who imbibes.

I believe they call it "Whiskey Dick" for a reason...