Today, my wife told me alcohol gives me "increased confidence without increased ability." FML
By
j
-
18/4/2016 22:24
- United States
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
Zelphoric
| 25
Pretty much identical to something Shakespeare said. "it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance" (referring to alcohol in Macbeth)
By
coming back in the future
| 30
Actually, it has increased my chances of having sex that night as it lowers my self control and standards.
COMMENTS
By
SOILEDIT
| 51
It also gives you increased chances of cirrhosis.
Reply
Nyattack
| 14
Why the downvotes ? That's actually true...
By
jlang917
| 14
Maybe that's a hint that you drink too much OP!!
By
Tarlachia
| 33
Ask her if you should still be saying no to drugs designed to increase ability and subsequently, your confidence as well?
By
abhig
| 14
Make love to her
Reply
themermaid_a
| 14
Wtf
Reply
laden_swallow09
| 34
Put the pipe down, 4.
By
sparkledoge
| 29
That's an accurate description of alcohol. No matter what you try to do and how drunk you are.
Reply
chosha_fml
| 25
It can increase social ability for some, but only if they stop before they are drunk. At that point it's all downhill.
By
coming back in the future
| 30
Actually, it has increased my chances of having sex that night as it lowers my self control and standards.
Reply
lantz4levi
| 19
Hahahah I laughed to much at this
Reply
Goblin182
| 26
That's why men buy women drinks in bars.
Reply
IndefiniteBeauty
| 17
Doesn't mean you'll be any good in bed
Reply
laden_swallow09
| 34
Two words: whiskey dick.
By
coming back in the future
| 30
Actually, it has increased my chances of having sex that night as it lowers my self control and standards.
By
Zelphoric
| 25
Pretty much identical to something Shakespeare said. "it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance" (referring to alcohol in Macbeth)
Reply
nodeathtoall
| 19
Thought of the same line, Shakespeare ftw
By
feminengineer
| 7
You and everyone else who imbibes.
By
CaptMacLeod
| 45
I believe they call it "Whiskey Dick" for a reason...