Work: Today, I forgot to shut off some pumps before closing the main...

By oops - 19/08/2013 16:00 - United States - Omaha

Today, I forgot to shut off some pumps before closing the main valves that run to them. Several sirens soon started blaring at a deafening level. I'm new here and nobody else is around. I don't know how to shut the sirens off. FML

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By James - 08/02/2016 22:55 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, the power in my village went out. This caused the back-up battery powered alarm to go off. Nobody in the house even knew our alarm worked, let alone how to make it stop. It's been going off for over an hour now. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 05:38 - United States

Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitch buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor want to kill me. FML

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By Sudoc - 03/12/2017 05:00

Today, after spending 6 hours straight working on a project at school, I decided to call it a night. The instant I set foot out of the lab, the building started screaming. The maintenance guy had set the alarm without telling me. The police had to let me out. FML

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Leave me alone

By Insomnia - 16/02/2019 00:00

Today, while trying to sleep after a night shift, workers came to hook up city sewage service, firing up drills and shouting. An hour later, my child woke me up to tattle on her sister. Just as I was drifting to sleep yet again, the smoke alarm battery started chirping. I give up. FML

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Send help

By Virginy - 01/11/2014 01:26 - France

Today, I got stuck in my building's elevator. I pushed the emergency button, which made a ringing noise. After about half an hour, I heard someone yell, "Stop pushing that button, my kids are sleeping." FML

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By DogStew - 15/09/2019 20:00

Today, at work I had to spend 2 hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML

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Stealthy roommate

By AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - 15/03/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, I had to go to the bathroom, but the door was closed. I waited until I was pretty much about to explode, and eventually yelled, "Are you okay?" and my roommate replied, "What are you talking about? Oh, sorry. I left the light on." How do you close the door and forget to turn off the light? FML

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By KitchenFlooder - 01/02/2018 01:30

Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML

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Extreme DIY

By Anonymous - 28/01/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I attempted to fix my leaky sink using a tutorial I found on YouTube. Everything was going smoothly until I accidentally turned off the water to the entire apartment building instead of just my unit. Now I'm known as the superhero who flushed everyone's morning routine. FML

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Shut up!

By Beepbeepbeep - 01/09/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I lost power. That didn't stop my house alarm from running on battery, loudly informing me in a British accent, "AC power disconnected. BEEP. AC power disconnected. BEEP." It's been going on for 5 hours and the battery takes a special screwdriver to remove. One we don't have. FML

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Monday 19 August 2013 22:11

Just walk away. Walk away and dont come back

HeartOfLead 24

Monday 19 August 2013 22:12

Don't be alarmed OP, just call your boss/manager and ask him how.

Comments

loserman67 35

Monday 19 August 2013 22:52

The shut off valves are in the room right down the hall from the office where you'll pick up your last paycheck. I'm sure anyone in HR will show you the way.

Reesienpiper 4

Monday 19 August 2013 23:00

The best part about this is that you took the time to write FML while the mayhem is going on.

imdabess 9

Monday 19 August 2013 23:01

this ones kinda deserved, sorry o.p.. you forgot something important

Steve95401 49

Monday 19 August 2013 23:07

I hope OP has an updated resume.

jrock9093 18

Monday 19 August 2013 23:09

Should of paid attention in the training process

TheBrochure 22

Tuesday 20 August 2013 3:48

Should have paid attention in English. :P

KiroBloodDrunk 14

Monday 19 August 2013 23:10

I once accidently set off the alarm at my old workplace.. No one had told me how to turn it off.. FYL OP ):

Ayanpatel95 7

Monday 19 August 2013 23:18

Call your superiors maybe?

jeorgie210 4

Monday 19 August 2013 23:25

*sirens start going off* Oh well, better make an FML of this

okieraider71 4

Monday 19 August 2013 23:25

Don't worry, it's only a nuclear power plant. Hey--what's the worst that could happen?

arroberts 10

Tuesday 20 August 2013 4:44

Well, I hear Chernobyl is bringing in some local wildlife now. That's not so bad.

MTCoralReefer 10

Monday 19 August 2013 23:34

I've been in the exact same position. it really does suck. but they cant blame you if your still new and no senior co worker is there to help. learn from the experiance and move on...