And let the thumbs down begin.

wow you wasted your life camping on a ridiculous site waiting to be first to comment on a post - FYL and YDI... you sad bastard... gtfo and make some friends...

To the FIRST poster. Congratulations, everyone hates you.

The people who post "First!" on this site are just trying to get an angry reaction, which they always get without fail. I doubt it's that big a deal for them to be the first person to comment.

Go first guy!

gtfo?

"Get the f*** out"

the only way to stop these people is to ignore them. they do it for the attention and you give them exactly what they want.

Like every post has this

that's what i thought

So if "what you did yesterday" wasn't anything you actually did last time, consider it your ***** Alarm going off.

Agreed. Unfortunately sense has no place on fmylife.com.

I was a bit confused with this FML, but #6 got it spot-on. I don't know how many times I've gotten "last time" and "yesterday" mixed up

That's probably it. My partner does it all the time only with smaller things like movies we watched or something. So I don't blame the OP's girlfriend for mixing it up.

I think the only reason people voted this down is because you said *****. that last part is funnier than shit

WORD!

Hahaa

Epic win.