FML : Working too hard!

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Working too hard!

Today, after spending 6 hours straight working on a project at school, I decided to call it a night. The instant I set foot out of the lab, the building started screaming. The maintenance guy had set the alarm without telling me. The police had to let me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sudoc - / Sunday 3 December 2017 05:00 /

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By ellenmellon | 6

#7566471 - Tuesday 21 November 2017 18:38

I love the implication that it wasn't the alarm screaming, it was the building itself

By RichardPencil | 25

#7571146 - Sunday 3 December 2017 5:14

The alarm sounded and the police let you out? Let me guess: you’re white?

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By ellenmellon | 6

#7566471 - Tuesday 21 November 2017 18:38

I love the implication that it wasn't the alarm screaming, it was the building itself

By RichardPencil | 25

#7571146 - Sunday 3 December 2017 5:14

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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mattyiscool123 | 26

#7571394 - Sunday 3 December 2017 23:05

No, he’s green

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GumStickExtraGmail | 21

#7571441 - Monday 4 December 2017 2:31

Let me guess: you're a triggered bitch?

By LALO POMPO DOGO | 6

#7571148 - Sunday 3 December 2017 5:21

dude you should know that the alarm was set and then stay the night it's like a lock in at your job

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Sudoc | 26

#7572099 - Wednesday 6 December 2017 4:42

How exactly was I supposed to know the alarm was set when he didn't tell me?

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7571150 - Sunday 3 December 2017 6:05

Plot twist: The maintenance man was using you as. a distraction so he could Rob the place once they turned off the security system.

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