Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Where is the "Your idiot friend deserves it" button?
Cusefan5 6
They deserved for using the ugly ass **** face
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Comments (123)
dermor 3
The duck face is so sexy! ...said no man ever.
NeatNit 33
see #9
alphatoomega 21
I'm SO going to do this now. Your brother is f****** awesome. I don't know why I never thought of it before.
andrealovvve 17
Hahaha ur brother is awesome! xD
TheNewGuy03 29
DUCK HUNT!!!
Azail 15
So many bad memories of that game and that damn dog laughing his ass off every time you missed
Epikouros 32
No, you misheard. It's about a duck ****.
TheNewGuy03 29
I shot at the dog on purpose.
ShadowedHuman 5
It needed to be done.
Ziggy122 15
In this case, I'd say YDI for associating with duckfaces.
FML_TJ 21
Brother FTW!!!
amifaiyaz 12
they had it coming.
perdix 31
Duck her if she can't take a joke!
DrSo 15
and break her window.
laden_swallow09 35
If your brother didn't, any one of us FML'ers would have. Your friend deserves it. Show her this story and all these comments to at least make her consider to stop the insanity.