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What a wonderful first impression you've left, but who cares when you have your snake!
unleash the wrath of your snake on your neighbors while shouting "i may need friends, but YOU NEED A HOSPITAL" then go back to playing with yourself
#20 That would really only work if they had a poisonous snake, or a really big snake. However if OP had a large constrictor the neighbor might need a black bag rather than a hospital.
I'm wondering if OP was referring to masturbation... tell me I'm not the only one who thought about this?
#29 No, that was the first thing I thought. Though i re-read it again and realized he was talking about his actual snake.
Does this "snake" only have one eye by any chance?
Try not to pet your snake too much. Might squirt "venom" on yourself...er...you
It won't work. Clearly they speak Parseltongue.
Maybe you should listen to your neighbor. If anything else go make friends with him.
maybe your neighbors are sick of hearing you "playing with your snake" late at night ;)
haha FYL. But you have to admit its funny OP
I think maybe the neighbors want to be ur firend---to be close to ur snakes.
I thumbed you down before I even read your comment. I knew it would be bad because of your username
What a great first impression XD
Awesome name xD
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Yes... Your snake... Lets call it that.
What a wonderful first impression you've left, but who cares when you have your snake!