FML : Today, I was in my room playing with my pet. I told my snake, "Who needs friends when I have you?" Through the wall I heard my neighbors say, "You do."...

Today, I was in my room playing with my pet. I told my snake, "Who needs friends when I have you?" Through the wall I heard my neighbors say, "You do." I've never met my neighbors. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Where is the faith in Humanity / Thursday 7 November 2013 23:08 / United States - Tacoma

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By RpiesSPIES | 27

#5746488 - Friday 8 November 2013 9:19

Yes... Your snake... Lets call it that.

By FMLJFL | 5

#5746487 - Friday 8 November 2013 9:18

What a wonderful first impression you've left, but who cares when you have your snake!

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By FMLJFL | 5

#5746487 - Friday 8 November 2013 9:18

What a wonderful first impression you've left, but who cares when you have your snake!

mercifulbane | 3

#5746565 - Friday 8 November 2013 10:36

unleash the wrath of your snake on your neighbors while shouting "i may need friends, but YOU NEED A HOSPITAL"
then go back to playing with yourself

Amoondris | 17

#5746621 - Friday 8 November 2013 12:39

#20 That would really only work if they had a poisonous snake, or a really big snake. However if OP had a large constrictor the neighbor might need a black bag rather than a hospital.

184886837272837 | 32

#5746654 - Friday 8 November 2013 13:21

I'm wondering if OP was referring to masturbation... tell me I'm not the only one who thought about this?

asnakelovinbabe | 16

#5747037 - Friday 8 November 2013 20:23

Snakes are amazing! Kudos to OP for loving their reptile.

Robbieisadowg | 16

#5747278 - Saturday 9 November 2013 0:40

#29 No, that was the first thing I thought. Though i re-read it again and realized he was talking about his actual snake.

8313girl | 28

#5747405 - Saturday 9 November 2013 1:50

Lol he didn't say trouser snake

By RpiesSPIES | 27

#5746488 - Friday 8 November 2013 9:19

Yes... Your snake... Lets call it that.

zelreth | 6

#5746614 - Friday 8 November 2013 12:26

Does this "snake" only have one eye by any chance?

ThatFancyPenn | 18

#5746839 - Friday 8 November 2013 16:39

I chuckled on the bus at your comment for like five minutes and now I'm getting weird looks.

RedPillSucks | 31

#5746857 - Friday 8 November 2013 16:52

Play with your snake.
I'm sure they'll look away.

jerryj | 27

#5747124 - Friday 8 November 2013 22:08

Try not to pet your snake too much. Might squirt "venom" on yourself...er...you

By Volcan_fml | 22

#5746489 - Friday 8 November 2013 9:19

Set your snake on your jerk neighbors.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#5746702 - Friday 8 November 2013 14:33

It won't work. Clearly they speak Parseltongue.

Redoxx_fml | 22

#5746824 - Friday 8 November 2013 16:24

Yes tell Nagini to eliminate those muggles

Greenteamextreme | 16

#5746856 - Friday 8 November 2013 16:51

SERPENSORTIA?

Greenteamextreme | 16

#5746859 - Friday 8 November 2013 16:53

God damn it.... !

Redoxx_fml | 22

#5746870 - Friday 8 November 2013 16:59

The basilisk is going into the chamber of secrets!

SuperMew | 22

#5747108 - Friday 8 November 2013 21:47

All the basilisk wanted was to get stoned with some muggles, but nooo...

By aubama_fml | 15

#5746490 - Friday 8 November 2013 9:20

looks like you found a new friend

By frozenfreeze | 5

#5746491 - Friday 8 November 2013 9:20

Are your neighbors snakes too?

By Fernando83 | 19

#5746493 - Friday 8 November 2013 9:21

Maybe you should listen to your neighbor. If anything else go make friends with him.

By shutupmichaela | 18

#5746495 - Friday 8 November 2013 9:23

maybe your neighbors are sick of hearing you "playing with your snake" late at night ;)

By bazookajoey | 27

#5746499 - Friday 8 November 2013 9:27

haha FYL. But you have to admit its funny OP

By YOLO1969 | 5

#5746500 - Friday 8 November 2013 9:27

I think maybe the neighbors want to be ur firend---to be close to ur snakes.

184886837272837 | 32

#5746657 - Friday 8 November 2013 13:24

I thumbed you down before I even read your comment. I knew it would be bad because of your username

By TheWreckingBall | 8

#5746501 - Friday 8 November 2013 9:28

What a great first impression XD

A7X_all_the_way | 21

#5746503 - Friday 8 November 2013 9:31

Awesome name xD

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