By Where is the faith in Humanity - 07/11/2013 23:08 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I was in my room playing with my pet. I told my snake, "Who needs friends when I have you?" Through the wall I heard my neighbors say, "You do." I've never met my neighbors. FML
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RpiesSPIES 27

Yes... Your snake... Lets call it that.

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FMLJFL 5

What a wonderful first impression you've left, but who cares when you have your snake!

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FMLJFL 5

What a wonderful first impression you've left, but who cares when you have your snake!

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mercifulbane 3

unleash the wrath of your snake on your neighbors while shouting "i may need friends, but YOU NEED A HOSPITAL" then go back to playing with yourself

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Amoondris 17

#20 That would really only work if they had a poisonous snake, or a really big snake. However if OP had a large constrictor the neighbor might need a black bag rather than a hospital.

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184886837272837 32

I'm wondering if OP was referring to masturbation... tell me I'm not the only one who thought about this?

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asnakelovinbabe 16

Snakes are amazing! Kudos to OP for loving their reptile.

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Robbieisadowg 16

#29 No, that was the first thing I thought. Though i re-read it again and realized he was talking about his actual snake.

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8313girl 28

Lol he didn't say trouser snake

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RpiesSPIES 27

Yes... Your snake... Lets call it that.

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zelreth 6

Does this "snake" only have one eye by any chance?

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ThatFancyPenn 18

I chuckled on the bus at your comment for like five minutes and now I'm getting weird looks.

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RedPillSucks 31

Play with your snake. I'm sure they'll look away.

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jerryj 27

Try not to pet your snake too much. Might squirt "venom" on yourself...er...you

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Volcan_fml 22

Set your snake on your jerk neighbors.

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ohSNAPyall 26

It won't work. Clearly they speak Parseltongue.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Yes tell Nagini to eliminate those muggles

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Greenteamextreme 16

SERPENSORTIA?

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Greenteamextreme 16

God damn it.... !

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Redoxx_fml 22

The basilisk is going into the chamber of secrets!

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SuperMew 22

All the basilisk wanted was to get stoned with some muggles, but nooo...

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aubama_fml 15

looks like you found a new friend

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frozenfreeze 5

Are your neighbors snakes too?

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Fernando83 19

Maybe you should listen to your neighbor. If anything else go make friends with him.

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shutupmichaela 18

maybe your neighbors are sick of hearing you "playing with your snake" late at night ;)

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bazookajoey 27

haha FYL. But you have to admit its funny OP

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YOLO1969 5

I think maybe the neighbors want to be ur firend---to be close to ur snakes.

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184886837272837 32

I thumbed you down before I even read your comment. I knew it would be bad because of your username

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