By Where is the faith in Humanity - 07/11/2013 23:08 - United States - Tacoma
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What a wonderful first impression you've left, but who cares when you have your snake!
unleash the wrath of your snake on your neighbors while shouting "i may need friends, but YOU NEED A HOSPITAL" then go back to playing with yourself
#20 That would really only work if they had a poisonous snake, or a really big snake. However if OP had a large constrictor the neighbor might need a black bag rather than a hospital.
I'm wondering if OP was referring to masturbation... tell me I'm not the only one who thought about this?
Snakes are amazing! Kudos to OP for loving their reptile.
#29 No, that was the first thing I thought. Though i re-read it again and realized he was talking about his actual snake.
Lol he didn't say trouser snake
Yes... Your snake... Lets call it that.
Does this "snake" only have one eye by any chance?
I chuckled on the bus at your comment for like five minutes and now I'm getting weird looks.
Play with your snake. I'm sure they'll look away.
Try not to pet your snake too much. Might squirt "venom" on yourself...er...you
Set your snake on your jerk neighbors.
It won't work. Clearly they speak Parseltongue.
Yes tell Nagini to eliminate those muggles
SERPENSORTIA?
God damn it.... !
The basilisk is going into the chamber of secrets!
All the basilisk wanted was to get stoned with some muggles, but nooo...
looks like you found a new friend
Are your neighbors snakes too?
Maybe you should listen to your neighbor. If anything else go make friends with him.
maybe your neighbors are sick of hearing you "playing with your snake" late at night ;)
haha FYL. But you have to admit its funny OP
I think maybe the neighbors want to be ur firend---to be close to ur snakes.
I thumbed you down before I even read your comment. I knew it would be bad because of your username
What a great first impression XD
Awesome name xD


Yes... Your snake... Lets call it that.
What a wonderful first impression you've left, but who cares when you have your snake!