FML : Today, I went back to the key cutter for the second time because apartment key I gave to my boyfriend didn't work. The man cut me another key and apologised...

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Today, I went back to the key cutter for the second time because apartment key I gave to my boyfriend didn't work. The man cut me another key and apologised profusely. When I got home and tried the key, it didn't work. I realised I'd asked him to copy the wrong key. Twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By M - / Monday 23 May 2011 19:14 / United Kingdom

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By Rynk95 | 11

#2554967 - Monday 23 May 2011 22:56

Poor man. You made him feel sorry for nothing.

By EricaCookies | 0

#2555210 - Monday 23 May 2011 23:27

It was the "!!!" and "LOL" that killed it for me.

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By ripgeorgecarl1n | 7

#2554958 - Monday 23 May 2011 22:56

does anyone know where to buy a bump key?

tpreston | 0

#2555037 - Monday 23 May 2011 23:01

a what?

ahole123 | 0

#2555107 - Monday 23 May 2011 23:10

You don't buy them, you make them

ripgeorgecarl1n | 7

#2555146 - Monday 23 May 2011 23:17

sounds hard. a

unhappybitch | 8

#2555154 - Monday 23 May 2011 23:19

Go to YouTube and type in " how to make a bump key"

simply_improper | 1

#2555216 - Monday 23 May 2011 23:28

dont you jus shave it down?

PurpleRae420 | 0

#2555421 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 0:05

Just break in I mean it is your place too lol

imacreeper | 3

#2555481 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 0:17

maybe this is a sign from God that your boyfrien should not have your house key. maybe you will find him in bed with another woman.

chuckychan | 8

#2555810 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 1:51

and he will have to sleep on the couch! bitches!!

CorpLaw77 | 3

#2556071 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 3:16

I'm a locksmith and I can tell you straight up that bump keys are a joke.. it takes so much time and practice to even attempt to use them and they only work like 2% of the time. the people with videos online have the locks modified to make it look super easy

By max_wilder | 9

#2554961 - Monday 23 May 2011 22:56

well then

Keffin | 0

#2555127 - Monday 23 May 2011 23:13

at least op didn't make the same mistake twi- oh wait..

sterlingarcher | 1

#2556400 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 4:58

um no..

livin_plur | 0

#2556659 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 6:18

um yes

LaughinStock | 16

#2556811 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 7:21

ummmm im lost 0.o

snickerz01 | 0

#2563678 - Wednesday 25 May 2011 21:12

i lost the game. dam u.

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#6005680 - Saturday 12 July 2014 6:03

wouldn't it be three times?

By pman590 | 8

#2554965 - Monday 23 May 2011 22:56

Sounds like a sticKEY situation!!!! LOL

cgchamp89 | 7

#2555041 - Monday 23 May 2011 23:01

um no...

logo79 | 0

#2555074 - Monday 23 May 2011 23:05

ur a failure

Jeremy0614 | 0

#2555099 - Monday 23 May 2011 23:09

no need to be mean now. at least he tried

EricaCookies | 0

#2555210 - Monday 23 May 2011 23:27

It was the "!!!" and "LOL" that killed it for me.

GeraldisTheG | 3

#2555276 - Monday 23 May 2011 23:41

fail

tasiamalaysia | 0

#2555782 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 1:40

agreed. I hate over use of exclamations points. and Capitol lol's!!!! LOL

Billyfofilly | 0

#2556244 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 4:10

Go die.

R4P7OR | 2

#2556354 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 4:48

idiot

EvilPotato | 14

#2556418 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 5:04

your failed attempt at a joke makes me want to jump out of a window on a 50th floor apartment.

HannahLouise96 | 13

#2558665 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 20:33

*crickets chirp as tumbleweed goes by*.....
-_-

By Rynk95 | 11

#2554967 - Monday 23 May 2011 22:56

Poor man. You made him feel sorry for nothing.

CareFace | 16

#2556053 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 3:13

March up and apologize to the poor man.

By Dragokillz | 0

#2554975 - Monday 23 May 2011 22:56

omfg u noob.

lol jks, FYL.

BBBBOOOOYYYU | 3

#2555282 - Monday 23 May 2011 23:41

says the one with the stupid and uneducated picture

didijustdie | 0

#2555492 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 0:18

nah, he spelled "stupid and uneducated" right.

m0rgana | 0

#2555541 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 0:30

lol i was about to say the same thing to him

atomicbaboon | 0

#2557955 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 16:51

his picture is from the best movie of all time. you're stupid and uneducated of you can't embrace Jim Carrey's genius.

By ZoZo17_fml | 0

#2554978 - Monday 23 May 2011 22:57

then, how many times have you copied the other key because it didn't fit in your car door?

luna4545 | 4

#2555483 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 0:17

that make no sense consider it is a get for their APARTMENT door.

By catrav77 | 0

#2554980 - Monday 23 May 2011 22:57

*facepalm*

By instnt1nfction | 16

#2554982 - Monday 23 May 2011 22:57

try again

By zachhasse | 0

#2554984 - Monday 23 May 2011 22:57

Your so stupid. Check the key before you go retard.

catrav77 | 0

#2555131 - Monday 23 May 2011 23:14

Well that was an unnecessary comment...

fthku | 13

#2555369 - Monday 23 May 2011 23:58

What our you talking about, Pendatik? they're is know irony in there comments.

lerouxmaster | 7

#2555458 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 0:13

Hits okay, wheel fore give u.

fthku | 13

#2555488 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 0:18

*Must of. Your starting to slip, pendatik, that's to unlike you.
You can't afford to make mistake's.

You're probably right, Pendatik, but it doesn't really matter.

Djzom13 | 0

#2556404 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 4:59

I wood just like two think you guys four making me laff. And OP is stupid, correct; however, I think that your error may have made your comment invalid. Sorry to disappoint you.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2556483 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 5:24

You guise are retardant.

lerouxmaster | 7

#2556508 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 5:33

Did you just shove a kitten up your ass ?

Djzom13 | 0

#2556612 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 6:06

No, 97 you just don't know when someone is telling a joke. Obviously we all aren't that stupid as to typing like that. Learn to laugh, then you can open your mouth.