By Anonymous - 25/03/2012 17:21 - United States - Rocklin
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I want Meow Mix, I want tuna, Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Nom Nom. I am very aware that the Nom Nom part isn't in the song.
Easy fix. Get rid of the cat. You might get noticed by the opposite sex too.
There's nothing in the FML that suggests that OP is single or miserable because they are single. Or that getting rid of the cat would be at all relevant. It's their fault for not feeding it. Hardly fair to throw the poor thing out because it's hungry and caused OP to piss their own bed.