By Anonymous - United States - Rocklin
Today, I had a terrible nightmare involving zombies slashing and eating at my face. I woke up in terror and urine, and found the slashing was very real: it was my cat pawing my face for me to feed him. FML
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By  DocBastard  |  38

I'm confused - was the urine yours, or did the car pee on you to wake you?

"Dammit, wake up and feed me! No? Well then I'll pee on your head. Wake up!! Still not up? That's it, here come the claws of death!!"

  srhshl  |  9

Actually, pretty sure most of that isn't the actual song... There might be a different version I don't knoe of but that's definitely not the jingle I remember.
I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver! Meow, meow, meow!


There's nothing in the FML that suggests that OP is single or miserable because they are single. Or that getting rid of the cat would be at all relevant. It's their fault for not feeding it. Hardly fair to throw the poor thing out because it's hungry and caused OP to piss their own bed.

  Bekll  |  30

Who said the cat wasn't being fed? My cats mess with my parents every early morning to be fed. One I had would sneeze in my mother's face to wake her up so she could be fed.