Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
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xOnlyTaeNy 0
at least you got a hug from her.
xk75 4
what is telling someone you're attracted to them supposed to get in response? if you want to date her, ask her out on a date, don't just make some weird, amorphous statement about her attractiveness. you probably sounded like some mouth breathing obsessive masturbator.
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Comments (119)
Maurop 0
atleast you got a hug :D
IceCweaaam 0
love your pic!
Maurop 0
thanks :D
jayslilsoulja 3
awww I know how you feel! don't worry things will get better. you'll find someone else who loves you for who u are :)
WCARlover 35
time to move on my friend:(
LexxyLiime 0
LOL faill. :] Maybe she has a boyfriend? o - o
RudyG3A 3
what's ur Facebook ???
hellbilly205 17
wats ur fb?
llCHR15ll 0
*sirens and flashing lights* *!! PEDO ALLERT !!*, *!! PEDO ALLERT !!*
CoconutMuffin 5
Why are 40 & 57 getting so many thumbs down? On her proflie, it says that you can ask for her Facebook account.
illmatic2 16
if you want her FB then send her a PM.
CoconutMuffin 5
64, true, but still, they only did what she said was okay.
llCHR15ll 0
so muffin man, are you suggesting that it's acceptable to be a pedo???
hellbilly205 17
well first off im only 17 second shes 18 if couldnt read in the info
llCHR15ll 0
what happened to my "*!! PEDO ALERT !!*" ????
lalalaughter 0
now you know :) you should be proud you had the guts to tell her how you feeel. gotta move on now,
hellbilly205 17
hello:)
CoconutMuffin 5
Go away, 58. Go find a girl in real life.
hellbilly205 17
lol what i cant say hi? im only 17 chill out
rocketeer_97 1
72- yeah and that girl is 14.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Now that she has shown slight interest, go in for the kill, OP!
SlickRoach 0
I'm sorry but you've now been condemned to an area called the friend zone, you have to ask a girl out, not just tell her you're attracted to her. But that's one bold step on your lifes journey, learn from it and move on :)
Riddles66 0
At least she hugged you! people at my school would laugh at you and then splat milk on you. My friend learned that the hard way :D
jessh_doubleight 0
As did I :/
Riddles66 0
awe ppl are rude!
reversezebra 0
awww :( well obviously she's a b*tch
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Girls can be bitches. Savour that hug!