Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
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xOnlyTaeNy 0
at least you got a hug from her.
xk75 4
what is telling someone you're attracted to them supposed to get in response? if you want to date her, ask her out on a date, don't just make some weird, amorphous statement about her attractiveness. you probably sounded like some mouth breathing obsessive masturbator.
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Comments (119)
Coccinelle_fml 15
Is that girl's name by any chance Sheldon Cooper?
That0therguy 4
I think your thinking of "Sheldon Copper". And no, she doesn't exist.
YVilla18 0
this is funny! sorry dude better luck next time.
ipwnlosers 4
That sucks but at least you got a cheap thrill from her?
brodiegee 0
should probably stop hitting on your sister and grow some balls and go get some ass pussy
Mish44 3
Maybe she's not sure how she feels, so she resorted to patting you on the back lol
MetalLetteRaver 0
me too lol I even read it in my mind with him saying it
andymus_maximus 0
ouch op. But seriously she knew at least a week into the duration of time how you felt. Body language gave you away. A week after that, after not making a move... Friend zone
FrankieWantsACig 0
If she doesn't like you leave her alone.
Emmy_The_Great 2
There, there. (;
taytaybirdy 5
Well that sucks! I'm sorry to hear OP. Better luck next time.