Love, Annoying and Relatable: Take your time - FML

Take your time

By Easy-bake oven - 14/08/2022 14:00

Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 14 August 2022 14:22

Maybe in your new country, you call reinvent yourself as someone with the balls to make a move on someone they like instead of cowardly crushing on them.

Radulf 8

Sunday 14 August 2022 16:56

Time to buy a ticket. Have her visit you and maybe you can start a life in the new country together.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 14 August 2022 14:22

Maybe in your new country, you call reinvent yourself as someone with the balls to make a move on someone they like instead of cowardly crushing on them.

Radulf 8

Sunday 14 August 2022 16:56

Time to buy a ticket. Have her visit you and maybe you can start a life in the new country together.

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