Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
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Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
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xOnlyTaeNy 0
at least you got a hug from her.
xk75 4
what is telling someone you're attracted to them supposed to get in response? if you want to date her, ask her out on a date, don't just make some weird, amorphous statement about her attractiveness. you probably sounded like some mouth breathing obsessive masturbator.
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Comments (119)
amerwin 3
Ahhh, Sheldor the Conqueror, very nice.
danz123 7
Just reply with, 'Are you patting me on the back because you think I'm sad I ever fell for a bitch like you?' That should be enough.
cold_heat1321321 4
owned
tintin1 0
aww. I'm sorry! maybe tell her how you feel instead of saying you're just attracted to her?
Pigpen181 3
Now that she knows how you feel, you'll get another chance, might take months may take years. Sleep with then and forget her. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
greekgal44 14
aw that sucks, im sorry :(
loovemylife 7
Ouch
rhysfucker 24
forward motion is everything. move on bro.
paradiseisland01 0
there are plenty of women out there , at least she wasn't that mean . Better you know now then later.
feliciam 0
it's ok man but yesh I'm not quite sure what you should do but I would ask her on a date and if she says yes stay really close to her( don't attack her though lolz) and if everything goes well make a move(: