Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
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Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
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xOnlyTaeNy 0
at least you got a hug from her.
xk75 4
what is telling someone you're attracted to them supposed to get in response? if you want to date her, ask her out on a date, don't just make some weird, amorphous statement about her attractiveness. you probably sounded like some mouth breathing obsessive masturbator.
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Comments (119)
nananabatmannnn 0
Exactly who I thought of. God, I love him.
FunwithBumperCar 0
Should've made the most of that hug. In fact I'd say you should've hugged her till it was more like dry humping.Then after the restraining order was filed wink at her every time she comes into view and leave creepy messages at her answering machine. (:
AMAZINashleigh 6
Awwww...that's sad.
AMAZINashleigh 6
Awwww...that's sad.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Too many stories of lame unrequited love lately. Someone start a group for these sad lonely stalkers and teach them the correct way to approach women. Then they can sit around a campfire, sing 'Every Breath You Take', and jerk each other off.
daminantion 14
To my knowledge there is a group called eHarmony, maybe there they can learn the likes and dislikes of how to approach a girl ;) Good thinking, btw I love your eyes, no creeper notions
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Not to be offtopic, but you're too young to be worried about being alone forever just yet. Teenagers.
omg_a_BALLOON 0
At least she hugged you except slapping the shit out of you.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Before these comments get deleted for lack of relevance to this FML: Would you rather have a bunch of shitty flakey friends? They're not all they're cracked up to be. Same goes for shitty family. I felt the same way you did, only I had friends. But they sucked. So with age I purposely severed ties with them. I'm much happier being alone and having as little to do with unworthy people as possible. Learn to enjoy your time alone, and you'll find friends that respect you for being self-reliant. Lecture over; mods can delete this now.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Well, no harm done.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
For the record though, if you want to avoid long irrelevant discussions, don't reference yourself in your comments, especially when they end in a pitiful tone. I mean this in the nicest way possible.