Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
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Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
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xOnlyTaeNy 0
at least you got a hug from her.
xk75 4
what is telling someone you're attracted to them supposed to get in response? if you want to date her, ask her out on a date, don't just make some weird, amorphous statement about her attractiveness. you probably sounded like some mouth breathing obsessive masturbator.
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Comments (119)
Djzom13 0
At least it wasn't a proposal
example947 0
it's kinda awkward if you just blurt out that you're attracted to someone..
jessh_doubleight 0
Well, its better than an outright rejection.
ashseal 11
at least she wasn't a bitch about it.
CallMeHush 1
Next time cop a feel and walk away with with your head held high. Something tells me there WILL be a next time.
Egnar 19
You can't chase a girl that long - If you're attracted to somebody you need to make a move quick, or, at the very least make your intentions clear. This saves you time in the long run if she doesn't reciprocate, so you can move on with your life.
FlipInBrosky 4
Was it a "There, there...Can't believe it took you a whole year just to say that. How sad." Because you make your FML seem so much worse than it actually is?
mygreenhoodie 0
Ij hate my life
ElZamo 0
that was exactly what happened when I told the girl I liked for a good 4 years... FML & FYL
thatnucca 36
At least you didn't get issued the number to the local pizza hut Op... Better luck next time...