By Anonymous - 08/06/2015 19:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I finally slept with the man of my dreams. After he left for work, I found a six-inch skid mark smack dab in the middle of my sheets. Apparently, the man of my dreams doesn't believe in toilet paper. FML
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abNormal62 23
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Clearly not your "Prince Charmin"

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SweetSociopathy 24

Maybe you just rode the shit out of him.

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kayj905 15

Thats a pretty shitty thing to do.

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creatureman 14
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You should feel bad about that pun.

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Dave_Davington 33
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You get a lot of shit for making puns like that, nowadays.

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kayj905 15

What about #4's comment?

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Grenith 21
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They tried harder than you.

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Nahpets 22
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What a shitty expirience FYL

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larrena2377 26

Experience*

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MrConcise 34
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Your profile picture added to your "shitty" spelling makes you seem perpetually high.

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pinque 19
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Really you couldn't have came up with something better

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abNormal62 23
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Clearly the lack of hygiene rubbed you the wrong way

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nityasomaiya 46

Oh poop! That's one hell of a shituation.

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TheBelt 19
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Now that's a pun

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peacheso 31
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#4s comment is original.

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Cads1 24
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Lol, is he still the man of your dreams?

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sturschaedel 27
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Not so dreamy now, I guess.

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psychopolarbear 28

Technically, nightmares are dreams too. OP never specified if they were the "good" dreams or not lol

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abNormal62 23
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Clearly not your "Prince Charmin"

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meliodafool_ 15

your wit is punbelievable.

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smackaroonial 20
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This is the most original, hilarious comment I have ever laid my eyes on. I hereby dub you, Comment King.

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shay_serendipity 29
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This is one of the few comments that actually made me laugh out loud, kudos to your witty pun!

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RoboCunnilingus 23
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Yeah, this comment is incredibly clever.

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alex_622 22
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Sorry OP. Maybe it's time to find a new man of your dreams...one that uses toilet paper

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nityasomaiya 46

Doesn't he even believe in using the washroom?

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tellyc 27
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Maybe you could introduce him to some toilet paper

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gintwinsmoore 20

nah, #9, that's just too much work!

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Arwen_Evenstar 37
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There are some imperfections a partner shouldn't have to fix.

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drshn 22

Oh god!! not a good start to the for day for both of us. You, for experiencing it and for me due to reading.

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