Today, I finally slept with the man of my dreams. After he left for work, I found a six-inch skid mark smack dab in the middle of my sheets. Apparently, the man of my dreams doesn't believe in toilet paper. FML
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abNormal62
| 23
Clearly not your "Prince Charmin"
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SweetSociopathy
| 24
Maybe you just rode the shit out of him.
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kayj905
| 15
Thats a pretty shitty thing to do.
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creatureman
| 14
You should feel bad about that pun.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
You get a lot of shit for making puns like that, nowadays.
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kayj905
| 15
What about #4's comment?
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Grenith
| 21
They tried harder than you.
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Nahpets
| 22
What a shitty expirience
FYL
FYL
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larrena2377
| 26
Experience*
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MrConcise
| 34
Your profile picture added to your "shitty" spelling makes you seem perpetually high.
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pinque
| 19
Really you couldn't have came up with something better
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abNormal62
| 23
Clearly the lack of hygiene rubbed you the wrong way
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nityasomaiya
| 46
Oh poop! That's one hell of a shituation.
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TheBelt
| 19
Now that's a pun
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peacheso
| 31
#4s comment is original.
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Cads1
| 24
Lol, is he still the man of your dreams?
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sturschaedel
| 27
Not so dreamy now, I guess.
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psychopolarbear
| 28
Technically, nightmares are dreams too. OP never specified if they were the "good" dreams or not lol
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abNormal62
| 23
Clearly not your "Prince Charmin"
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meliodafool_
| 15
your wit is punbelievable.
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smackaroonial
| 20
This is the most original, hilarious comment I have ever laid my eyes on. I hereby dub you, Comment King.
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shay_serendipity
| 29
This is one of the few comments that actually made me laugh out loud, kudos to your witty pun!
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RoboCunnilingus
| 23
Yeah, this comment is incredibly clever.
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alex_622
| 22
Sorry OP. Maybe it's time to find a new man of your dreams...one that uses toilet paper
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nityasomaiya
| 46
Doesn't he even believe in using the washroom?
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tellyc
| 27
Maybe you could introduce him to some toilet paper
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gintwinsmoore
| 20
nah, #9, that's just too much work!
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Arwen_Evenstar
| 37
There are some imperfections a partner shouldn't have to fix.
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drshn
| 22
Oh god!! not a good start to the for day for both of us.
You, for experiencing it and for me due to reading.
You, for experiencing it and for me due to reading.