By Anonymous - 08/06/2015 19:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I finally slept with the man of my dreams. After he left for work, I found a six-inch skid mark smack dab in the middle of my sheets. Apparently, the man of my dreams doesn't believe in toilet paper. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 098
You deserved it 3 219

Same thing different taste

Top comments

SweetSociopathy 24

Maybe you just rode the shit out of him.


kayj905 15

Thats a pretty shitty thing to do.

You get a lot of shit for making puns like that, nowadays.

kayj905 15

Your profile picture added to your "shitty" spelling makes you seem perpetually high.

Really you couldn't have came up with something better

Clearly the lack of hygiene rubbed you the wrong way

Lol, is he still the man of your dreams?

psychopolarbear 28

Technically, nightmares are dreams too. OP never specified if they were the "good" dreams or not lol

meliodafool_ 15

This is the most original, hilarious comment I have ever laid my eyes on. I hereby dub you, Comment King.

This is one of the few comments that actually made me laugh out loud, kudos to your witty pun!

Sorry OP. Maybe it's time to find a new man of your that uses toilet paper

nityasomaiya 46

Doesn't he even believe in using the washroom?

Maybe you could introduce him to some toilet paper

gintwinsmoore 20

nah, #9, that's just too much work!

There are some imperfections a partner shouldn't have to fix.

drshn 22

Oh god!! not a good start to the for day for both of us. You, for experiencing it and for me due to reading.