By Anonymous - 08/06/2015 19:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I finally slept with the man of my dreams. After he left for work, I found a six-inch skid mark smack dab in the middle of my sheets. Apparently, the man of my dreams doesn't believe in toilet paper. FML
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SweetSociopathy 24

Maybe you just rode the shit out of him.

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AyeJay101 25

Just have some foreplay in the shower before you sex it up in the bed. Or just tell him and show him.

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shit_fer_luck 8

Gross. She's his screw buddy, not his mother. She shouldn't have to bathe him and show him how to wipe. He's a man, not a child. I don't understand why people don't take more pride in their hygiene. To me, it's like "yeah, you're not important enough to me to wipe my ass for..."

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SarahRanee_ 6

eh, maybe its not what you think. maybe he sharted a little in his sleep and didnt notice. IM NOT SAYING THAT THIS IS NOT DISGUSTING, because I would throw the **** up. All Im saying is, maybe its not bad hygiene, but rather an accident? either way, its gross. buy some new sheets, and move on lol

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SarahRanee_ 6

and I mean move on from that guy lol and NOOO you cant just wash them lol ew

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Tonymac617 16

I assume you wanted to **** the shit out of him right? Next time how about a shower before sex?

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CharlesEmersonW 31

Ouch... that sucks :-/ what ever happened to basic hygiene ?

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hberri331 18

ppl are so immature wash or get rid of the sheets and move on.

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gintwinsmoore 20

time to hit the road, Jack...and don't you come back no mo'!

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Cagara_fml 10

I should learn to stop reading FMLs while I am on my lunch break

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