By Anonymous - 08/06/2015 19:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I finally slept with the man of my dreams. After he left for work, I found a six-inch skid mark smack dab in the middle of my sheets. Apparently, the man of my dreams doesn't believe in toilet paper. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 044
You deserved it 3 204

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Clearly not your "Prince Charmin"

SweetSociopathy 24

Maybe you just rode the shit out of him.


Maybe you should put a "Bounty" on his head.

Bounty is a brand of paper towels; not toilet paper, so... about that!

hey, you gotta use what you gotta use.

Well clearly he doesn't use anything!

I hope the skid marks led to a place far away.

SweetSociopathy 24

Maybe you just rode the shit out of him.

drshn 22

haha best one yet.

I agree. Your life sucks

Well technically he did wipe.. He just used your sheets instead.

Maybe he prefers cotton over cottonelle?

91hayek 31

One always gives a lot more credit to a guy when she is infatuated with him;. There are so many fmls about "man of my dreams" or "hottest guy" or "cute guy" or "guy I've had a crush on forever" who end up disappointing the girl terribly. So many pedal stools.

You mean "pedestals", not pedal stools ?

He's a man on the streets but a streak on the sheets.

leogachi 15

Holy shit. That joke is genius.

Haha Thanks 32! 8^P

moo77_fml 20

Very funny!! Lol

Just keep telling yourself it really was just a dream