By dicksonthebrain - 26/09/2014 13:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I was asked to order a new lockable cash tin for work. When my boss returned to ask which one I'd selected, I said, "An 8-inch black one". Her giggle said it all. FML
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Welshite 39

It's important to use protection. An eight inch black lockable one is sure to be safe.

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devildog562 33

"Once you go black, you're going to need a wheelchair."

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Welshite 39

It's important to use protection. An eight inch black lockable one is sure to be safe.

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cinskeep43 15

the only thing more impressive would be an eight inch white one...

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Arestian 14

gotta make sure u put the right key in the in the right hole XD

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noah_1234 24

wow,fascinating how dirty peoples minds are becoming...

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PurpZilla 13

Be careful of those ones, I heard they bite if you get too close :o

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Zebediabolical 39

... there is no wrong hole.

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Nicholas12 15

35 you just had to ruin it didn't you

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doctorhook86 24

#43: The irony is that, with a name like "PurpZilla", #35 should've been an ideal contributor to a conversation about dicks and ******.

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XxDevilxXGt 26

Dirty minds, unite!

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weveallbeenthere 30

I wonder if the boss thinks 8" is to big or to small.

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Shiny_nickels 14

We shall crush "normal" society and unleash ANARCHY!!!!!!

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lexiieeex3 32

I don't think the size had anything to do with OP's boss's reaction...

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daken96 21

She had that one cumming.

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devildog562 33

"Once you go black, you're going to need a wheelchair."

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cakefete2 30

What's that? I couldn't hear you. I went black once and went deaf.

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doctorhook86 24

#22: I went black and became Samuel L. Jackson.

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weveallbeenthere 30

it's not the size or color that's important. protection is. your boss sounds like fun.

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Vegetarian27 24

It's not the meat, it's the motion.

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Dongeles 3

At least your boss has a good sense of humor. Its better than a boring boss.

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Liyuesigs 8

I am not sure it's the sense of humor at work here.

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vikky538 28

naughty boss ....

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ShitHappen_fml 15

She has shown the way she thinks

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tony1891 22

guess this is a case of choose your words carefully next time.

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llamarrama01 21

Better than having a total hard ass as a boss

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sarah5745 41

Definitely better, for sure

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Ichiya 29

It would be much harder to use the 8" black one then.

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doctorhook86 24

#37: Because erection! ...I'm bad at jokes.

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worldclassrager 39

Safe would have been a good add on

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