By MrConcise - 01/05/2013 16:28 - United States

Spicy
Today, I realized my favorite pen advertises a vaginal cream. I've been letting people borrow it for months. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 937
You deserved it 9 053

MrConcise tells us more.

Here's how it went down: The previous shop owner retired just before I started working at my job. I took over his office, but he left a lot of shit behind. Besides, when you find a pen that actually works, you don't look too far into it. I suppose the girl riding the moped should've tipped me off a little sooner, though.

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Haha I have a Viagra pen that I've been loaning out!!! We complete each other:3 haha

Oh sh*t I've just realized you're both men! ABORT, ABORT

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How on earth did you not realize that when you got it?

That's what I was thinking. If it's on the pen, how does one not see it?

It's probably one of those pens that has the company name on it. While they're cheap in production, some of them work really well.

I wonder if someone pointed it out for her.. Would have been so funny

Have you never looked at your "favorite" pen?? Ha.

I'm just wondering why OP would let people borrow it if it's his favorite..

#78, Op is just a nice guy.. A people pleaser.

I know, 78. I loaned my favorite pen out before in a class stupidly and then got to sit back helplessly the entire class period as the rentee teethed and slobbered on it.

Haha I have a Viagra pen that I've been loaning out!!! We complete each other:3 haha

That's pretty f*cking smooth, seems like Romance is not dead after all. I've got a pen advertizing anal bleach, can I join for a threesome?

Oh sh*t I've just realized you're both men! ABORT, ABORT

I have a Viagra bathroom cup dispenser! Can I join this party? It'll make it less sausage-y Lol ;-P

What if they want it sausage-y >_>

Then he wouldn't have aborted the threesome >.>

50 you are most welcome. And 73, I'll have you know I've NEVER wanted it sausage-y, it's just a rumor, there was just that one time, I was very young, confused

No wonder it's your 'favourite'.

Vagasil, when you got fungal down in you're lady jungle.

...when you have fungal in you are lady jungle?

OP is a dude, so...

Does it squirt some out everytime you click it?

Does it fuck up for a bit each month?

Does the cream do its job?

Someone has to represent!

That's from the other end

Same end, different hole.

Other side then?

that's why it's your fav

I doubt they knew either

Sniff it, man, sniff it!