Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled...

By sly - 4/1/2009 03:55 - France

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

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By alpuppy | 0

#172 - Wednesday 4 February 2009 23:06

hhaha that's fucking adorable "find another simon"

By HOLLAcaust | 0

#20916 - Sunday 8 March 2009 5:48

That's adorable lol
"Go find another Simon!"

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By alpuppy | 0

#172 - Wednesday 4 February 2009 23:06

hhaha that's fucking adorable "find another simon"

truelyawesome | 0

#844008 - Thursday 11 February 2010 9:01

dude, that kid is bound for great things

DarkPrince_fml | 0

#970239 - Monday 29 March 2010 1:20

owned

Mcstroodlenugget | 0

#1007943 - Wednesday 26 May 2010 18:18

soooo cute <3

kikilovesyouhh | 0

#1201271 - Friday 6 August 2010 23:51

awe, owned by your own son. (;

ellie12345678999 | 13

#5727808 - Thursday 24 October 2013 8:28

Ik so cute

By katieatieay | 0

#519 - Saturday 7 February 2009 17:53

i just love the name simon.

SuperheroHope | 0

#2718202 - Sunday 19 June 2011 23:36

meee tooo

thefmlman2011 | 30

#6083554 - Tuesday 7 October 2014 13:13

I don't like Simon Cowell....

Nah, he's not a bad guy

By macfluffers | 0

#9897 - Sunday 1 March 2009 6:05

It's his fault for being so cute.

By elfknight | 0

#10759 - Monday 2 March 2009 8:10

Don't fret too much over it. It's normal to start to pull away from mom at that age, a little bit.

By HOLLAcaust | 0

#20916 - Sunday 8 March 2009 5:48

That's adorable lol
"Go find another Simon!"

By convict617 | 0

#29120 - Friday 13 March 2009 1:49

That would make me go :3. You're a weird parent.

By manoverboard | 0

#30487 - Saturday 14 March 2009 0:25

xDD
I love that name, too.
Adorableee.

By Root123 | 0

#33959 - Monday 16 March 2009 4:17

FYL? I think it's adorable!

By cheerup4lifesux | 0

#36199 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:37

That's so funny hahaha. Another Simon. lol. Not fucked at all.

By lovemischa | 0

#59404 - Thursday 26 March 2009 6:35

AWWWWWWWWWWW! lololol!!! What a cute son!

asl_for_life | 6

#4489285 - Sunday 27 May 2012 23:20

laugh out loud out loud out loud?

Dave_Davington | 33

#6218820 - Monday 2 March 2015 10:03

Or is it laugh out laugh out laugh out laugh out loud?