FML : Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sly / Sunday 4 January 2009 03:55 / France

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By alpuppy | 0

#172 - Wednesday 4 February 2009 11:06

hhaha that's fucking adorable "find another simon"

By HOLLAcaust | 0

#20916 - Sunday 8 March 2009 05:48

That's adorable lol "Go find another Simon!"

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By alpuppy | 0

#172 - Wednesday 4 February 2009 11:06

hhaha that's fucking adorable "find another simon"

truelyawesome | 0

#844008 - Thursday 11 February 2010 09:01

dude, that kid is bound for great things

DarkPrince_fml | 0

#970239 - Monday 29 March 2010 01:20

owned

Mcstroodlenugget | 0

#1007943 - Wednesday 26 May 2010 06:18

soooo cute <3

kikilovesyouhh | 0

#1201271 - Friday 6 August 2010 11:51

awe, owned by your own son. (;

ellie12345678999 | 13

#5727808 - Thursday 24 October 2013 08:28

Ik so cute

By katieatieay | 0

#519 - Saturday 7 February 2009 05:53

i just love the name simon.

SuperheroHope | 0

#2718202 - Sunday 19 June 2011 11:36

meee tooo

thefmlman2011 | 30

#6083554 - Tuesday 7 October 2014 01:13

I don't like Simon Cowell.... Nah, he's not a bad guy

By macfluffers | 0

#9897 - Sunday 1 March 2009 06:05

It's his fault for being so cute.

By elfknight | 0

#10759 - Monday 2 March 2009 08:10

Don't fret too much over it. It's normal to start to pull away from mom at that age, a little bit.

By HOLLAcaust | 0

#20916 - Sunday 8 March 2009 05:48

That's adorable lol "Go find another Simon!"

By convict617 | 0

#29120 - Friday 13 March 2009 01:49

That would make me go :3. You're a weird parent.

By manoverboard | 0

#30487 - Saturday 14 March 2009 12:25

xDD I love that name, too. Adorableee.

By Root123 | 0

#33959 - Monday 16 March 2009 04:17

FYL? I think it's adorable!

By cheerup4lifesux | 0

#36199 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 02:37

That's so funny hahaha. Another Simon. lol. Not fucked at all.

By lovemischa | 0

#59404 - Thursday 26 March 2009 06:35

AWWWWWWWWWWW! lololol!!! What a cute son!

asl_for_life | 6

#4489285 - Sunday 27 May 2012 11:20

laugh out loud out loud out loud?

Dave_Davington | 27

#6218820 - Monday 2 March 2015 10:03

Or is it laugh out laugh out laugh out laugh out loud?

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