Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I hooked up with a guy I'm totally in love with. After finishing, he burst into tears about being in love with another girl. I had to comfort him. FML
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love with. To my horror, she's dating the douchebag that I had a one-night stand with a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, I found out the guy I’m in love with has been side-messaging one of my closest friends about hooking up for sex. This isn’t the first guy this has happened with. FML
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Top comments
glosniks 5
Sex isn't everything! He'll get better, maybe it's his first time.
Magicomoo 9
Everybody can learn, just be honest and work on it in a nice way. Its about creating good experiences :-) sex can always be improved if you talk! good luck!
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Comments (207)
lyssgross 16
Practice makes perfect, OP! Have fun! ;)
perdix 31
There's always the Friend Zone for guys like that. The good news is you can go out there and find guys that can **** your brains out even if they are assholes, and you've got your buddy for the emotional and mental connection.
Harmell 7
I hope this comment is satirical...
Bakarra 22
So I was really supposed to check out sheepdoghairfetish.com???
perdix 31
I'm just solvin' problems here. Sometimes the obvious solution to a problem is not what we want it to be, but that's the way it is.
Bakarra 22
Look at perdix, dealin the hard truth. Its the truth FML deserves, but not the one it needs right now. A dark truth.
DocBastard 40
It's a shame that relationships are only about sex, and that a deep trusting friendship doesn't factor in at all. Oh, wait...
Bakarra 22
Sex is basically the icing on the cake of a great relationship, but a cake without icing is still pretty damn good
gc327072 31
^only if it's good cake, not shitty box-cake.
AngelSpit 18
It's still a bit shallow freaking out over bad sex . I was with a guy for two years and he was a virgin by the time we parted ways he was damn good at what he did like everyone's saying give it time and teach him
DDalton 14
Maybe it was just a nervous encounter... Try it again and take the lead to make him give you what you desire. Don't give up on anything over one bad experience.
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How can you be so madly in love with someone and still consider them as a friend?
crazytwinsmom 25
My husband and I were really good friends before we fell in love and we still are really good friends in love. Sex and marriage are better if you like each other and are friends in love.
cieloalicia 16
I think what he means is why are they not together if she is in live with him and they screwed. Valid question.
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#75 hit the nail on the head; that's what I meant. One does not simply introduce their genitals into the bodily orifice of a mere "friend." :)
jem970 19
Not true. I had two co-workers that hated, I mean HATED each others guts. I found them going at it in a supply closet. After when I asked her why all she said was that she still wanted to kill him with a rusty spoon, he looked damn good tonight and she wanted to **** like a bunny. So.... if two people that hate one another and they can have sex, why cant two friends?
cieloalicia 16
Because people who don't just throw their bodies around for anyone to get off on see it as a way to show actual genuine affection for their partner...
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#109, you knew exactly what I meant. Thank you :) We should have coffee sometime, lol
cieloalicia 16
Just a relief to know there are some like minded people out there! Lol we should.
crazytwinsmom 25
Maybe they were afraid to mess up their great friendship by becoming more than friends. Or it was bad timing before, one or the other was in a relationship.
Katielynne53725 6
My boyfriend is the best friend I could ask for.
katties 27
The first time I had sex with my boyfriend, it was really bad too, although he was trying very hard to make me relax and all. Since it was our first time, I just thought to myself that I'll give him more chances and he will probably get better - he just needs some more practice. Now he's absolutely fantastic in bed, so cheer up and give him another chance! :)
Dramori 29
Easier to train a great person to be good in bed than a person good in the sack to stop being an asshole!
1SxcBuNnii 10
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT ;)
karlcolt45 19
and think of all the calories they'll burn! F**k your way to fitness!
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You actually could, but you'd need to do it heavily and regularly, some kind of metabolic supplement before you do it, and a strict diet. :)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
You probably had very high expectations since you've been picturing that moment for ages. Maybe he was really nervous. Plus it takes 2 people to make love. Give yourself a chance.
karlcolt45 19
Vibrators! For when your soul mate fails at the actual mating