Let me think about it - FML

Let me think about it

By Girl - 31/12/2025 15:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said, "Will you be the Eva Braun to my Adolf Hitler?" I struggle to think of a worse way to propose to a girl. FML

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mike3775 36

Wednesday 31 December 2025 18:57

I hope you said No.

Yudith 25

Wednesday 31 December 2025 19:18

For him to understand, the answer should have been "Nein!"

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juggalo2 21

Wednesday 31 December 2025 15:43

In my wedding speech in front of both our families, where I (white guy) married my wife (Japanese), I compared it to my great grandfather's experience at the fall of Manila.

mike3775 36

Wednesday 31 December 2025 18:57

I hope you said No.

Yudith 25

Wednesday 31 December 2025 19:18

For him to understand, the answer should have been "Nein!"

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