Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hooked up with a guy I'm totally in love with. After finishing, he burst into tears about being in love with another girl. I had to comfort him. FML
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love with. To my horror, she's dating the douchebag that I had a one-night stand with a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, I found out the guy I’m in love with has been side-messaging one of my closest friends about hooking up for sex. This isn’t the first guy this has happened with. FML
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Top comments
glosniks 5
Sex isn't everything! He'll get better, maybe it's his first time.
Magicomoo 9
Everybody can learn, just be honest and work on it in a nice way. Its about creating good experiences :-) sex can always be improved if you talk! good luck!
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Comments (207)
Noremac07 3
That was the same way with my relationship. Give it time and be patient. If you stick with it you will have the most romantic and intimate sex and it will bring you even closer.
MooseKnuckle5150 13
If he's so perfect for you, take the time to teach him how to do it right. Have fun with it and be patient.
DasHaas 9
Teach him. It's the most fun way to get better at it.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I'm with #2. My first time with my fiancé was pretty dreadful. It took time but now sex is really fun.
rivaraven 35
It's all about practice.. my first time with my boyfriend was quite bad, too, but now it's heavenly really.
DDCA 24
Ignorance is bliss. Better stock up on batteries...
Inked0803 12
I've been there it definitely ruins your day.
challan 19
If this person is truly your soul mate, you should have no problem telling him exactly what to do to please you. If you are not enjoying yourself, its your fault. Take control of the bedroom and your own pleasure. Own it girl!!!!
ElhonnaDS 10
It's not going to be perfect the first time- especially if it is someone's actual first time. Different people like different things, and as a couple you need time to figure out what the other person likes, what gets them turned on before you even get to the bedroom, etc. And even if, worst case scenario, you DO need to break out some batteries, there's no reason that you have to use them alone :P The important thing is communication, and a willingness on both sides to spend time figuring it out.
JanisEvans 10
Give it time. In my experience: the more feelings involved the more awkward the first sex.