Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hooked up with a guy I'm totally in love with. After finishing, he burst into tears about being in love with another girl. I had to comfort him. FML
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love with. To my horror, she's dating the douchebag that I had a one-night stand with a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, I found out the guy I’m in love with has been side-messaging one of my closest friends about hooking up for sex. This isn’t the first guy this has happened with. FML
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Top comments
glosniks 5
Sex isn't everything! He'll get better, maybe it's his first time.
Magicomoo 9
Everybody can learn, just be honest and work on it in a nice way. Its about creating good experiences :-) sex can always be improved if you talk! good luck!
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Comments (207)
BlackRogue 8
67 you got that right :) the first time I was with my S/O was amazing, and it's only gotten better :)
sangria91_fml 5
Don't despair, I've been in love with this guy for a long time and we hooked up a few times. First time was a bummer. After that, however... :) It's always worth a second try ;-)
casualfailing 4
Don't worry, it's not as if you were waiting forever for that moment...oh wait.
AlexiAwesome 10
Practice makes perfect ;D
gregnc_fml 18
Sorry to hear you've had enough experience to compare sex with your perfect soulmate's lack of performance. Sex is not everything in a relationship, but unconditional love is. Congrats & Good luck!
diaspora_fml 26
perhaps this soul requires a different sort of hole?
mkcherry 14
Its true that sex isn't everything but its a HUGE part of the distinction between your best friend and your significant other, actually sex is essentially the ONLY thing separating really best friends for life from life partners. The first time doesnt count though, if you like him keep trying. Communicate clearly, involve toys, foreplay whatever works. While i wouldnt give up on him for this alone if the sex is unbearably awful it will lead to resentment, boredom and eventually leak out into other parts of your relationship and it wont last.
Wise_guy460 4
sex can only improve. if that's all you are worried about, then you don't deserve him.
clever_name_here 7
XD I know im a jerk but this is funny
slushyslime 7
You can always learn .
artyler 3
Then teach him to be a better lover! Instead of wishing and hoping he would do what you like, tell him what it is that you want. Believe me, he doesn't want to be a bum in bed.