Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hooked up with a guy I'm totally in love with. After finishing, he burst into tears about being in love with another girl. I had to comfort him. FML
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love with. To my horror, she's dating the douchebag that I had a one-night stand with a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, I found out the guy I’m in love with has been side-messaging one of my closest friends about hooking up for sex. This isn’t the first guy this has happened with. FML
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glosniks 5
Sex isn't everything! He'll get better, maybe it's his first time.
Magicomoo 9
Everybody can learn, just be honest and work on it in a nice way. Its about creating good experiences :-) sex can always be improved if you talk! good luck!
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Comments (207)
finalyearsofhate 22
So teach him what you like. Then it's a win-win for everyone.
alera_fml 12
Sex can totally be worked on. It's all about communication.
hazardmuffin 21
So what? Just because the first time you guys had sex wasn't mind blowing "soulmate" sex doesn't have to mean anything terrible, haha. The first time my partner (who I would absolutely call my soulmate) and I had sex, it wasn't that great either. But as we got more familiar with each other and he learned what I like (you can't just expect a guy to know how to please you, you have to tell him what you like...), the better it got and now we have FANTASTIC sex.
erichsalvesen 13
Train him.
MDTeddy 13
I hate people who think twice about liking a guy just because the sex was bad. What if he was a virgin or if he just doesn't go out to have sex with a bunch of girls to know if he is getting better or something. I think Op should have told him if he was doing something wrong and show him a way to make the sex more pleasurable.
love_me_electric 20
Agree 100%. When I first started having sex with my current boyfriend I was the first woman he'd been with in almost 2 years. Our first time was awful, but I really cared about him so I stayed. Within 3 months we were having the best sex ever. You can't judge someone's ability based on ONE experience, he was probably really nervous.
Colonel_Lexi 18
Op you sound like a silly teenager.
TVKill3r 15
Well that certainly sucks but you shouldn't change your mind just because of that. You're very shallow if so OP.
fml0505 22
Practice with him! He'll get better, and if he's your "soul mate" it shouldn't matter that much.
_DudeGuy_ 16
I was imagining that, then you said the tongue thing. Ew...
o24kristin_fml 4
give it time practise makes perfect!