Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I hooked up with a guy I'm totally in love with. After finishing, he burst into tears about being in love with another girl. I had to comfort him. FML
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love with. To my horror, she's dating the douchebag that I had a one-night stand with a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, I found out the guy I’m in love with has been side-messaging one of my closest friends about hooking up for sex. This isn’t the first guy this has happened with. FML
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Top comments
glosniks 5
Sex isn't everything! He'll get better, maybe it's his first time.
Magicomoo 9
Everybody can learn, just be honest and work on it in a nice way. Its about creating good experiences :-) sex can always be improved if you talk! good luck!
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Comments (207)
Kk_Waylen24 21
Well you can teach him!
naydeevo31 4
To be fair, if you think all that. Being bad in bed shouldn't matter. You know?
finch01 18
keep going it will get better
Lordalucad 9
Exactly how much sex have you had?
NPN_Scorpio 16
All that soul mate mumbo jumbo had your sexpectations cranked through the stratosphere. Yank him down from that pedestal and explore the awkward, messy, dirty, physical reality of actual sex.
kemando 22
Luckily for you, you can train him in the indecent arts and mold him into the greatest sexer this world has ever known.
TheSchwartz 3
Once a musician ask a passerby, "How do you get to Carnegie Hall?" The answer was Practice, practice, practice.
septembers_over_fml 3
but..congratulations to you for waiting that long to do it anyways!
Katielynne53725 6
OP I feel your pain. Ive been with my boyfriend for a year now, his sex drive is nearly non-existant. but I love him more than anything. I honestly think our relationship is stronger and more real because we aren't blinded by lust. Sex isnt everything, don't let it ruin something wonderful :)
sikunt89_fml 16
Did he at least have a decent wang?