Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hooked up with a guy I'm totally in love with. After finishing, he burst into tears about being in love with another girl. I had to comfort him. FML
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love with. To my horror, she's dating the douchebag that I had a one-night stand with a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, I found out the guy I’m in love with has been side-messaging one of my closest friends about hooking up for sex. This isn’t the first guy this has happened with. FML
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glosniks 5
Sex isn't everything! He'll get better, maybe it's his first time.
Magicomoo 9
Everybody can learn, just be honest and work on it in a nice way. Its about creating good experiences :-) sex can always be improved if you talk! good luck!
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Comments (207)
boshbish 14
Then work on it, OP. I don't think this is a YDI or FYL situation. Just communicate with each other about what you like, get to know each other sexually and practice. This could be perfect for you given a little work :-)
Recon1 11
It'll get better, I thought my girlfriend was terrible the first time, she was just nervous. Just try to make eachother as comfortable as possible and don't rush straight into it. Tease a little
pedinhuh 23
Well, it sounds like you just got out of the friendzone and that's awesome... Sex is good but it's not the best thing ever, my first time was horrible too. He could be a virgin and didn't told you anyhting to not make you feel insecure, I did that. Plus, perfection only comes through practice.
jmbrand1982 3
You know you can learn to have good sex with a person over time if you really love them it just takes practice and we all know that's the fun part
Slavgaard 16
Teach him, Mold him. Turn him into your sexal play things...all guys want that.
EpicSquishii 21
They are NOT always disastrous, Though I've heard enough horror stories to realize that I'm one of the lucky few to have been blown away the first time around with that special someone. I agree she shouldn't give up hope though, everyone can improve, it just takes honesty and dedication!
bott_fml 4
You found your soulmate - PRAISE your life. There is plenty of time for bed lessons!
Headcrab 29
YDI for making him think he was doing things you like. Seriously, women, stop faking. You do it to yourself.
Headcrab 29
so know, thus the 'women'. It was mote of a general statement. Still, it doesn't seem like she put much effort in it.
Ryodin 11
Teach him the way of sex-fu. Trust me when I say he'll be happy to hear "lets go have sex, and I want you to ________ this time."
Fooberry 9
I have somewhat of a suggestion. Ask him if he likes roleplaying (or if you think he does, surprise him with it). Be the sexy teacher whilst he is the inexperienced student. (I believe that's a common fantasy). Then teach him what you like.